LIKE--
WHATEVER .ᐟ
i'm just gonna light a
Liiiiiitle firework tonight 😸.
you know, something light 😎.
( planting an army of explosive, thunderous fireworks along the world's largest nuke.
rubbing his servos together, smoke starting to floom from his fire-powered engine )
i'm just gonna light a
Liiiiiitle firework tonight 😸.
you know, something light 😎.
( planting an army of explosive, thunderous fireworks along the world's largest nuke.
rubbing his servos together, smoke starting to floom from his fire-powered engine )
eff YEAAAAAAH, i L O V E
VIOLEEEENCEEEEEE!!!!
VIOLENCE IS MY DARK MISTRESS!!!!
I FOLLOW HER IN HER DIVINE STEAD
THROUGH EVERY DAMNED MISDEED
vIOLENCE !
IS MY CREED
VIOLENCE !
IS MY QUUEEEEEEN, oh YEAAAAaaAHH 🗣🎶‼️‼️‼️
eff YEAAAAAAH, i L O V E
VIOLEEEENCEEEEEE!!!!
VIOLENCE IS MY DARK MISTRESS!!!!
I FOLLOW HER IN HER DIVINE STEAD
THROUGH EVERY DAMNED MISDEED
vIOLENCE !
IS MY CREED
VIOLENCE !
IS MY QUUEEEEEEN, oh YEAAAAaaAHH 🗣🎶‼️‼️‼️
HEY THERE, FLIPPERS!
FLIPPIN FANTASTIC! MORE LIKE! HAAHAHAH !!!!
HEY THERE, FLIPPERS!
FLIPPIN FANTASTIC! MORE LIKE! HAAHAHAH !!!!
placing big traffic cones around the mini so no one mistakes her for a fungus
placing big traffic cones around the mini so no one mistakes her for a fungus
all i love is KILLING THINGS i need to KILL things i love KILLING THINGS i love to KILL i LIVE to. KILL. KILLING is my ESCAPE. killing is MY SANCTUARY.
DEATH. To ALLL ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
all i love is KILLING THINGS i need to KILL things i love KILLING THINGS i love to KILL i LIVE to. KILL. KILLING is my ESCAPE. killing is MY SANCTUARY.
DEATH. To ALLL ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
minibots 🔥 <- my heart sign
minibots 🔥 <- my heart sign
I AM ALSO QUITE FOND OF YOU .
I AM ALSO QUITE FOND OF YOU .
..... ... why he say f me for .. X^O .. 💧 -- ?
⠀
..... ... why he say f me for .. X^O .. 💧 -- ?
⠀
... Europe??
nO!!! YOU IDIOT!!! THOSE AREN'T FOR YOUR DUMB STUPID ' HOUSE '.
NOR ARE THEY FOR DUMB STUPID MEGATRON.
THEY'RE FOR mE!!!!
FlowERS??? are those FLOWERS!!
( finger gun pointed up! )
EUROPE ☝🏾😸 !!‼️‼️
( * eureka.. )
WE CAN USE THESE TO SPRUCE UP THE TERRIFYING BASE OF TERRIFYING KILLKILLEVILDEATH !!!!!
IT'LL MAKE MEGATRON WANT TO COME BACK TO US EVEN FaSTER!! HE'LL MISS OUR NICE HOME!!!
&& .. THEENNN!!
⠀
.......
( shaking his helm and squeezing the metal bridge of his little nose.
sneezing from accidentally venting in what was left of his burnt flowers for-
... himself . )
grown aft mech ...
... Europe??
nO!!! YOU IDIOT!!! THOSE AREN'T FOR YOUR DUMB STUPID ' HOUSE '.
NOR ARE THEY FOR DUMB STUPID MEGATRON.
THEY'RE FOR mE!!!!
.......
( shaking his helm and squeezing the metal bridge of his little nose.
sneezing from accidentally venting in what was left of his burnt flowers for-
... himself . )
grown aft mech ...
ANYTHING
is POSSIBLE!!!
i can do ANYTHING!!!!
FOR LORD MEGATRON!!
i WILL do anything for LORD MEGATRON!!!!!
( squeee ) XvO !!!!
MEGATRON IS LOOOVE!!!
MEGATRON IS LIIIIFEEE
CX 💚💚💚 !!!!!
⠀
since when could you count that hi-
wait. no. scratch that .
since when could you cOUNT ??????!????
.......
( shaking his helm and squeezing the metal bridge of his little nose.
sneezing from accidentally venting in what was left of his burnt flowers for-
... himself . )
grown aft mech ...
since when could you count that hi-
wait. no. scratch that .
since when could you cOUNT ??????!????
since when could you count that hi-
wait. no. scratch that .
since when could you cOUNT ??????!????
hot shot has been marching around the areial academy with balled servos, clutching the blackened crust of what used to be flowers for his famous counterpart
he's been stuck in this maze for ages, it seemed.
he couldn't find the assassin, the bot he dreams to assassinate, OR the exit.
this SUCKS
hot shot has been marching around the areial academy with balled servos, clutching the blackened crust of what used to be flowers for his famous counterpart
he's been stuck in this maze for ages, it seemed.
he couldn't find the assassin, the bot he dreams to assassinate, OR the exit.
this SUCKS
HEY!!
I'M TALKING TO YOU!! DON'T YOU IGNORE ME!!
( dashing after this mystery assassin, scorching the floor in his tracks as his servo scrapes when he slides then slings across the corner, popping right back up to-
.. the same hallway?
.. tsking a tiny flame like spitting sunflower seeds. )
HEY!!
I'M TALKING TO YOU!! DON'T YOU IGNORE ME!!
( dashing after this mystery assassin, scorching the floor in his tracks as his servo scrapes when he slides then slings across the corner, popping right back up to-
.. the same hallway?
.. tsking a tiny flame like spitting sunflower seeds. )
( .. little nose twitching.
...
flicking down his aiming goggles.
another heat signature, and-
it appeared to be .. shuffling?
it wasn't in the air.. so it couldn't be one of those sun soaking snobs..
the servo trails from the wall to his hip holster, hovering.
an assassin ..?? )
( .. little nose twitching.
...
flicking down his aiming goggles.
another heat signature, and-
it appeared to be .. shuffling?
it wasn't in the air.. so it couldn't be one of those sun soaking snobs..
the servo trails from the wall to his hip holster, hovering.
an assassin ..?? )
' HERE, TAKE THESE STUPID FLOWERS I DON'T WANT! THEY SAY YOU'RE STUPID, BY THE WAY!'
... no- too brash..
.. ( twirling around and brandishing the flowers )
' twin..'
.. HELL no.. too LAME-??
( grumbling and groaning, letting out a mini frustration squeak as practiced poses returned to pacing )
' HERE, TAKE THESE STUPID FLOWERS I DON'T WANT! THEY SAY YOU'RE STUPID, BY THE WAY!'
... no- too brash..
.. ( twirling around and brandishing the flowers )
' twin..'
.. HELL no.. too LAME-??
( grumbling and groaning, letting out a mini frustration squeak as practiced poses returned to pacing )
.. he's been pacing in the halls of the aerial academy, ducking and cursing out those trying to buzz past him.
the racecar managed to smidge his entrance by the sheer surprise of a mini-con attaching to his trunk and helicoptering him up like a poor mech's tails.
clutching some blue flowers
.. he's been pacing in the halls of the aerial academy, ducking and cursing out those trying to buzz past him.
the racecar managed to smidge his entrance by the sheer surprise of a mini-con attaching to his trunk and helicoptering him up like a poor mech's tails.
clutching some blue flowers
staring at a bunny.
"...WHAT .
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. "
immediately hopping away when it hops toward him.
" CAN I HELP YOU?? STAY BACK, BEAST!!
WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS? STATE THEM THUSLY ."
it twitches its little nose. he twitches his.
". . QUESTION ." ?!???
staring at a bunny.
"...WHAT .
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. "
immediately hopping away when it hops toward him.
" CAN I HELP YOU?? STAY BACK, BEAST!!
WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS? STATE THEM THUSLY ."
it twitches its little nose. he twitches his.
". . QUESTION ." ?!???
demolisher . .
....... you .
are so ...
demolisher . .
....... you .
are so ...
it's just like the dumb idea of wearing seatbelts to 'protect' you in carcrashes, like i don't get it!
wouldn't you wanna be AWAY from the crash ???
if you don't wear a seatbelt, you fly to safety !
right ! ( X_< ) ????
⠀
' wahhhh, too noisy, too noisy, WAHHHH' WAHHHHHHG!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHH!!
you guys are all fucking WEAK !!!!!!!!!!!!
shrivel and SCRAP !
how'd ANY of you survive a WAR ????????? JUST STOP DYING .
it's just like the dumb idea of wearing seatbelts to 'protect' you in carcrashes, like i don't get it!
wouldn't you wanna be AWAY from the crash ???
if you don't wear a seatbelt, you fly to safety !
right ! ( X_< ) ????
⠀
' wahhhh, too noisy, too noisy, WAHHHH' WAHHHHHHG!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHH!!
you guys are all fucking WEAK !!!!!!!!!!!!
shrivel and SCRAP !
how'd ANY of you survive a WAR ????????? JUST STOP DYING .
' wahhhh, too noisy, too noisy, WAHHHH' WAHHHHHHG!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHH!!
you guys are all fucking WEAK !!!!!!!!!!!!
shrivel and SCRAP !
how'd ANY of you survive a WAR ????????? JUST STOP DYING .
Hmmm-
gruff..
. . maybe he's got a different- a different uhh-!
( snapping fire fingers with a quick little creation of light )
love language, y'know!
you don't gotta worry about speaking the wrong one, because you already started off right, right !!
i mean, you already tore out somebot's spark
oh, umm… i don’t know if he’s into that kind of stuff… he’s a little gruff. hehe…
should i get him some flowers, or would that be too girly? i don’t know. maybe a card. ( 😣 )
oh WAIT! it's FLIPPY!
HIYA FLIP !!!!
( traumatized advice put on the pause for a second, completely abandoned and out of processor's sight as he quickly pops a squat, smiling wide with his bulky braces grin )
hey !
you planning anything special for your boyfriend !! for vally's day ??
Hmmm-
gruff..
. . maybe he's got a different- a different uhh-!
( snapping fire fingers with a quick little creation of light )
love language, y'know!
you don't gotta worry about speaking the wrong one, because you already started off right, right !!
i mean, you already tore out somebot's spark
( hmmm, digit plucking at braces )
from the way you're moping on, i can't definitely see why some would think that!
but i ain't some!!
as i SAID !
everything and anything can kill you one day, so you gotta kill IT first!
i take the protection of others VERY serious!
ANYTHING is a possible threat
just letting him go at it .
wings giving a sad flutter.
s i g h .]
so um—
can I ask something else ?
before I guess I die??
per um-?
your advice ????
which uh thanks?
anyway- um—
do you actually think? I’m a joke ?
so, doctor hottie's advice
kill or be killed .
hope this helped whatever weird string you're going through, dude! it sure helped me a ton !!
( a hearty, warm laugh, braces twinkling
playfullying pretending to drum on starpassion's droopy shoulder with the broken twig )
( hmmm, digit plucking at braces )
from the way you're moping on, i can't definitely see why some would think that!
but i ain't some!!
as i SAID !
everything and anything can kill you one day, so you gotta kill IT first!
i take the protection of others VERY serious!
ANYTHING is a possible threat