The Hottest Pocket 🔥👖🔥
@hotpocket.bsky.social
Anna
35 she/her
San Francisco, CA
A hot mess with an appreciation for hot pockets
35 she/her
San Francisco, CA
A hot mess with an appreciation for hot pockets
Life would be better if it were socially acceptable to let out loud guttural screams whenever it felt right. Maybe a daily screaming hour for anyone to join as desired?
March 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Life would be better if it were socially acceptable to let out loud guttural screams whenever it felt right. Maybe a daily screaming hour for anyone to join as desired?
This is not the year for big decorations for me. Instead I got a tiny Christmas tree from IKEA (on sale for like 79 cents) and then made a tiny paper chain out of washi tape I already had. I’m loving my cheap diy craft. I also don’t think I’ll mind taking this one down at the end of the season.
December 19, 2024 at 9:51 PM
This is not the year for big decorations for me. Instead I got a tiny Christmas tree from IKEA (on sale for like 79 cents) and then made a tiny paper chain out of washi tape I already had. I’m loving my cheap diy craft. I also don’t think I’ll mind taking this one down at the end of the season.
I love experiencing gay panic daily over how much I love my wife. Apparently I get to just experience this joy all the time. Absolutely fuck anyone who thinks this is somehow wrong.
December 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I love experiencing gay panic daily over how much I love my wife. Apparently I get to just experience this joy all the time. Absolutely fuck anyone who thinks this is somehow wrong.
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sweet jesus implies the existence of savory jesus so we made both
next time: cool ranch
next time: cool ranch
December 12, 2024 at 4:05 AM
sweet jesus implies the existence of savory jesus so we made both
next time: cool ranch
next time: cool ranch
This is Ted. He loves wearing sweaters and also gets seasonal depression.
December 2, 2024 at 9:08 PM
This is Ted. He loves wearing sweaters and also gets seasonal depression.
This feels a bit forward to be on the outside of a build a bear box
November 16, 2024 at 4:38 PM
This feels a bit forward to be on the outside of a build a bear box
I’ve always sort of thought of zucchini as “formal cucumber” for fancy occasions
morning champ, happy trash tuesday. i’ve been out trying to find milk and cigarettes, still haven’t gotten ‘em yet but i wanted to come back for your little league game.
show me what you’ve got for me
show me what you’ve got for me
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
January 16, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I’ve always sort of thought of zucchini as “formal cucumber” for fancy occasions
What’s your favorite drug? I think mine’s Lactaid.
December 31, 2023 at 7:23 AM
What’s your favorite drug? I think mine’s Lactaid.
Loving the 1880s look from our film photos on the honeymoon
just got the developed film back from our honeymoon
happy almost 1 month anniversary @hotpocket.bsky.social 💕
happy almost 1 month anniversary @hotpocket.bsky.social 💕
December 18, 2023 at 5:07 AM
Loving the 1880s look from our film photos on the honeymoon
But then a cartoon based on this concept
Polycules but pronounced like Hercules
December 14, 2023 at 10:04 PM
But then a cartoon based on this concept
Polycules but pronounced like Hercules
December 14, 2023 at 10:03 PM
Polycules but pronounced like Hercules
I’m loving the pineapple banana life 🍍🍌
been calling my wife anna banana occasionally because it’s cute, but our tour guide at the pineapple farm yesterday called her ananas bananas and that’s even better because it’s twice as fruity 💕
December 1, 2023 at 7:09 PM
I’m loving the pineapple banana life 🍍🍌
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as we sit here having our first airport beer as a married couple, i just wish that i could marry her two or three more times, once doesn’t feel like it’s enough to make it clear how much i love @hotpocket.bsky.social
November 20, 2023 at 9:22 PM
as we sit here having our first airport beer as a married couple, i just wish that i could marry her two or three more times, once doesn’t feel like it’s enough to make it clear how much i love @hotpocket.bsky.social
I got to marry @blahaj.rodeo this past Saturday. This is a part of our “first look” moment captured by a family member. Juniper, I would marry you a thousand times. We can’t afford that, so I won’t. But I would if I could. I love you my darling wife! Now let’s enjoy our honeymoon!
November 20, 2023 at 9:22 PM
I got to marry @blahaj.rodeo this past Saturday. This is a part of our “first look” moment captured by a family member. Juniper, I would marry you a thousand times. We can’t afford that, so I won’t. But I would if I could. I love you my darling wife! Now let’s enjoy our honeymoon!
And I get to marry @blahaj.rodeo tomorrow!! 🩷🩷🩷
aaaa i get to marry @hotpocket.bsky.social tomorrow 💕💕💕
November 17, 2023 at 5:51 PM
And I get to marry @blahaj.rodeo tomorrow!! 🩷🩷🩷
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the hottest thing a man can do for me is shut the fuck up
The hottest thing a man can do for me is cry
November 9, 2023 at 2:31 AM
the hottest thing a man can do for me is shut the fuck up
Hair and makeup trial for our big lesbian wedding in a couple weeks
November 6, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Hair and makeup trial for our big lesbian wedding in a couple weeks
Going to a bar named Lucky Beaver for my lesbian bachelorette weekend just fit perfectly
October 9, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Going to a bar named Lucky Beaver for my lesbian bachelorette weekend just fit perfectly
I don’t have much going on today but I do have a Ted.
October 3, 2023 at 7:56 PM
I don’t have much going on today but I do have a Ted.
Visiting my parent’s Velcro dog Ted. He’s followed me everywhere and is the purest creature in the world. I want to take him home with me.
September 25, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Visiting my parent’s Velcro dog Ted. He’s followed me everywhere and is the purest creature in the world. I want to take him home with me.
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want to participate but don’t have $75? I also engraved a bunch of dog tags! give at least $20 to mutual aid and msg me and I’ll send you one of these, $30 and I’ll make you a custom one of your choosing!
September 16, 2023 at 3:16 AM
want to participate but don’t have $75? I also engraved a bunch of dog tags! give at least $20 to mutual aid and msg me and I’ll send you one of these, $30 and I’ll make you a custom one of your choosing!
I have learned from my brother that Ted does a “carrot dance” in the mornings. He is too pure.
September 11, 2023 at 10:06 PM
I have learned from my brother that Ted does a “carrot dance” in the mornings. He is too pure.