Jess
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Jess
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Real Down to Mars Girl
Biggest cat owner pet peeve : People not understanding that a cat having a seal point pattern does not mean the cat is Siamese
June 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Our neighborhood “Trump booth” that has been selling Trump merchandise on a random street corner for over 6 years is now strictly selling Labubu?

Take that as you will
June 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Truth-tellers, not rioters. Protect these two men at all costs.

“You feel tough with your assault rifles and your sticks. You should be standing here with us. You’re on the wrong side of history.”

“John Lewis said make good trouble… that means make trouble on behalf of democracy.”
June 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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good morning friends 💚✨
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the 2025 Met Gala!
May 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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NEW: A DOGE staffer who is helping carry out the downsizing of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau owns stock in companies that could benefit from the agency’s dismantling, ProPublica has found.
A DOGE Aide Involved in Dismantling Consumer Bureau Owns Stock in Companies That Could Benefit From the Cuts
Gavin Kliger helped oversee mass firings at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau while holding stock in companies that experts say likely stand to benefit from dismantling that agency — a potentia...
www.propublica.org
April 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The wins: made it to Lego hour at the library on time

The losses: leaving I drove off with the library books still on the roof of my car..only realized when it was time for bedtime story time and no books

Where the wild things are? who knows! They weren’t in the parking lot when I went back 🤦‍♀️
April 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Elon Musk losing an election after embarrassing himself by jumping like an idiot with a cheese hat on and spending $25M dollars might actually cure my depression
April 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
they say anger, rage is more common in menopausal women due to hormone fluctuations
but have we ever considered 40ish years is just the max number of years before the average woman cracks and says enough?
Because I know I feel like all of my rage is very valid - but maybe that’s just my hormones
February 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Kindly, can we just wait after my birthday this week for the United States to completely crumble? 🥴
February 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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This Aquarius season, I want you to remember that the internet needs you more than you need the internet.
January 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When you’re over 30.. does it count as a hangout if you coincidentally park next to each other for your target drive up orders?
December 23, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Seasonal depression? No, that’s just living in Fontana
December 8, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Tinfoil hat time: A colleague mentioned their C-suite was in DC lobbying against Trump tariffs.

This made me wonder, what if the outrageous policy proposals were just extortion tactics or quid pro quo moves? Just another way to line pockets
December 6, 2024 at 8:48 PM
My soon to be former dietician dropping the raw milk argument in this weeks session:
”raw milk is so beneficial for our gut bacteria, I just wonder if that’s why so many Americans struggle with their weight “

Like I dunno man, H5N1 not really part of the weight loss plan I was signing up for
November 26, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Off to be insufferable because the nytimes wrote about one of my niche interests
November 25, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Ever have a random childhood memory pop up like, “What was that actually all about?”

In the 90s, my tiny conservative Christian school banned teddy bear backpacks.

Why? Were the teddy bears too “worldly”? Were they “unsafe” or did teachers just find them annoying?
November 24, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Realizing only now how much I had imprinted on how Kristin Chenoweth pronounces the syllables in Popular.
November 23, 2024 at 7:17 AM
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Your periodic reminder that you have the right to find out why your health insurer denied your claim.

We built a tool to help you do it: projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
November 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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so one fun thing about waking up at 4 am full of rage and anxiety is that I can’t tell if it’s trump or perimenopause
November 13, 2024 at 11:30 AM
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Unsubscribes from perimenopause
November 16, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Mom FOMO: Obsessively booking holiday activities the moment they’re announced, so you don’t miss out before they sell out — all while knowing there’s a good chance you will all end up too sick to go.
November 13, 2024 at 5:57 AM