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Watching x files in 2025 is crazy because the entire premise of the show is just “what if the us government was competent”
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Watching x files in 2025 is crazy because the entire premise of the show is just “what if the us government was competent”
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a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
NOT GUILTY BROTHER. Writing JURY NULLIFICATION with the mustard tonight 
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
NOT GUILTY BROTHER. Writing JURY NULLIFICATION with the mustard tonight 
I hope things stay Obama (2008) and don’t get all Obama (2012)
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I hope things stay Obama (2008) and don’t get all Obama (2012)
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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
I am pure of heart and mind. I have a clean conscience. I am morally uncompromised. I have never once been to California.
November 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I am pure of heart and mind. I have a clean conscience. I am morally uncompromised. I have never once been to California.
Big Herb doesnt want you to know this but you can reuse the same bay leaf for ever. Mine is five years old, it’s been in every kind of soup and it’ll be the one I pass along to my grand kids
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Big Herb doesnt want you to know this but you can reuse the same bay leaf for ever. Mine is five years old, it’s been in every kind of soup and it’ll be the one I pass along to my grand kids
Baseball would be so much better if they were all completely wasted. I want to see them try to hit that ball when they’re holding back nine coronas and a litre of piss. Bring back the Boggs thing
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Baseball would be so much better if they were all completely wasted. I want to see them try to hit that ball when they’re holding back nine coronas and a litre of piss. Bring back the Boggs thing
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happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
I denounce the decadence of the “buffet”
The people demand the traditional comfort of the “smorgasbord” that the bourgeois have taken away!
The people demand the traditional comfort of the “smorgasbord” that the bourgeois have taken away!
October 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I denounce the decadence of the “buffet”
The people demand the traditional comfort of the “smorgasbord” that the bourgeois have taken away!
The people demand the traditional comfort of the “smorgasbord” that the bourgeois have taken away!
cannot wait to see the god damn Van Allen belts ripping the shit out of those 3nm pieces of nvidia shit. unlike "starcloud" i can microwave a 5090 for twenty bucks a pop and make so much more value for shareholders
October 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
cannot wait to see the god damn Van Allen belts ripping the shit out of those 3nm pieces of nvidia shit. unlike "starcloud" i can microwave a 5090 for twenty bucks a pop and make so much more value for shareholders
us-east-1 shits, everybody wipes
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
us-east-1 shits, everybody wipes
It’s wild how many natty ones the kid keeps rolling
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It’s wild how many natty ones the kid keeps rolling
Fellas we are so back today
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Fellas we are so back today
When my regime finally seizes power, we will have a massive Garbage Day celebration where all the sanitation workers will wear their dress uniforms and medals and ride on the sides of sparkling clean garbage trucks down Main Street so the kids finally have cool role models that have real jobs
October 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When my regime finally seizes power, we will have a massive Garbage Day celebration where all the sanitation workers will wear their dress uniforms and medals and ride on the sides of sparkling clean garbage trucks down Main Street so the kids finally have cool role models that have real jobs
Digestive cookies are the ideal snack for people with a latent need to chew on doors
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Digestive cookies are the ideal snack for people with a latent need to chew on doors
Something’s happening with the blue jays? Idk, I only follow Saskatchewan sports
October 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Something’s happening with the blue jays? Idk, I only follow Saskatchewan sports
Nah. Gandhi 2 was way better
October 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Nah. Gandhi 2 was way better
How come Nostradamus didn’t warn us about this shit??
October 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
How come Nostradamus didn’t warn us about this shit??
thinking about molten boron alot lately
September 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
thinking about molten boron alot lately
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
My economy has caught the Dutch Disease, we might have to amputate
September 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My economy has caught the Dutch Disease, we might have to amputate