Snorlax’s Bisexual Cousin
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Been so long since I have used social media, I do not remember what it is for.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Why is it always YouTube and never UsTube?
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Why is it always YouTube and never UsTube?
Well, today is the day. The day I pay obsessive attention to an election in another state that most likely won’t impact me because I have no self control and love to doom spiral.
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Well, today is the day. The day I pay obsessive attention to an election in another state that most likely won’t impact me because I have no self control and love to doom spiral.
My body is a machine that turns Thanksgiving food into diarrhea.
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My body is a machine that turns Thanksgiving food into diarrhea.
To anyone within the DOJ under Trump, your career is probably ruined either way. So many people were no longer hirable after his first term.
Just leak the unredacted files.
Just leak the unredacted files.
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
To anyone within the DOJ under Trump, your career is probably ruined either way. So many people were no longer hirable after his first term.
Just leak the unredacted files.
Just leak the unredacted files.
Get ready. A whole group of people who are against drag queens reading books to children because it is inappropriate are about to start defending child rape.
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Get ready. A whole group of people who are against drag queens reading books to children because it is inappropriate are about to start defending child rape.
Happy Scorpio Season, to all who celebrate.
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Happy Scorpio Season, to all who celebrate.
If you run into anyone dressed as a nazi today, just kick their fucking ass.
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If you run into anyone dressed as a nazi today, just kick their fucking ass.
I can tell I’m close to 40 because I just ate an Almond Joy and didn’t think it was gross.
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I can tell I’m close to 40 because I just ate an Almond Joy and didn’t think it was gross.
Trump on national television saying that 300,000,000 people died from drugs last year.
The population of the United States is 340,110,988.
The population of the United States is 340,110,988.
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Trump on national television saying that 300,000,000 people died from drugs last year.
The population of the United States is 340,110,988.
The population of the United States is 340,110,988.
All I want in life is to survive long enough to throw a tomato at a crying ex-ICE agent claiming they were just following orders and struggling financially.
October 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
All I want in life is to survive long enough to throw a tomato at a crying ex-ICE agent claiming they were just following orders and struggling financially.
“Fascist declares anti-fascist people are terrorists”.
September 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“Fascist declares anti-fascist people are terrorists”.
Reposted by Snorlax’s Bisexual Cousin
Anyone still advocating for "centrist", "moderate" or "bipartisan" at this stage is (a) complicit/closet fascist, (b) willingly throwing others under a bus in hopes they'll be spared, (c) dangerously ill informed
April 5, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Anyone still advocating for "centrist", "moderate" or "bipartisan" at this stage is (a) complicit/closet fascist, (b) willingly throwing others under a bus in hopes they'll be spared, (c) dangerously ill informed
Dear Etsy Witches,
Now do Andrew Tate.
Now do Andrew Tate.
September 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Dear Etsy Witches,
Now do Andrew Tate.
Now do Andrew Tate.
I’m officially old. After several years of non-use, I don’t understand how to operate Instragram anymore.
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m officially old. After several years of non-use, I don’t understand how to operate Instragram anymore.
To the guy who yelled, “Hot boy summer!!” at me while I was taking a walking while wearing 3 inch inseam overalls. Do you need your dick sucked?
September 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
To the guy who yelled, “Hot boy summer!!” at me while I was taking a walking while wearing 3 inch inseam overalls. Do you need your dick sucked?
Candy corn is good but the candy pumpkins simply taste better, even though they are made with the same stuff.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
September 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Candy corn is good but the candy pumpkins simply taste better, even though they are made with the same stuff.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
Just a reminder that a politicians “thoughts and prayers” for the families of school shooting victims truly are worthless.
August 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just a reminder that a politicians “thoughts and prayers” for the families of school shooting victims truly are worthless.
Nothing you learn about parenting can prepare you for when both you and your partner catch your baby’s tummy bug at the same time.
July 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Nothing you learn about parenting can prepare you for when both you and your partner catch your baby’s tummy bug at the same time.
Republicans get mad when you call them less intelligent but they mostly actively don’t appreciate education, choose to ignore facts and evidence for faith based decisions and often cite incorrect sources to force their point so like..
Do you think I am drawing this conclusion off nothing?
Do you think I am drawing this conclusion off nothing?
July 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Republicans get mad when you call them less intelligent but they mostly actively don’t appreciate education, choose to ignore facts and evidence for faith based decisions and often cite incorrect sources to force their point so like..
Do you think I am drawing this conclusion off nothing?
Do you think I am drawing this conclusion off nothing?
The Pride merch I ordered with more than enough time to make it to me during Pride being suddenly out for delivery on July 1st definitely feels homophobic.
July 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The Pride merch I ordered with more than enough time to make it to me during Pride being suddenly out for delivery on July 1st definitely feels homophobic.
The way that politicians are treating Zohran Mamdani is wild and should be a reminder to everyone that this is how we got here in the first place.
Blatant racism and resistance to actual reform should not be tolerated.
Blatant racism and resistance to actual reform should not be tolerated.
June 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The way that politicians are treating Zohran Mamdani is wild and should be a reminder to everyone that this is how we got here in the first place.
Blatant racism and resistance to actual reform should not be tolerated.
Blatant racism and resistance to actual reform should not be tolerated.
America. Where we have higher expectations for our customer service and retail workers making minimum wage than we do for our nation’s leaders.
June 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
America. Where we have higher expectations for our customer service and retail workers making minimum wage than we do for our nation’s leaders.
