Generalissimo
@hotdawgwater.bsky.social
Queer, blue collar Teamster, anti-consumerist.
♑️♾️🏳️🌈🏴☠️🚛
♑️♾️🏳️🌈🏴☠️🚛
She is camping 🏕️
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
She is camping 🏕️
Happy 10th birthday, my little furry monsters 💙
September 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Happy 10th birthday, my little furry monsters 💙
My dream car (modern era) will always be a 2020 Lincoln Continental Black Label (white pearl paint, 22” black turbine wheels, bagged suspension, 5% tint all around), hand-cut decal that says “No Panic, All Disco” in pink 70’s bubble script font in the middle of the bumper cover
August 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My dream car (modern era) will always be a 2020 Lincoln Continental Black Label (white pearl paint, 22” black turbine wheels, bagged suspension, 5% tint all around), hand-cut decal that says “No Panic, All Disco” in pink 70’s bubble script font in the middle of the bumper cover
Periodic reminder that EVERYTHING is modifiable. Housing could be free if enough of us confirm that it’s free. Society is made up and we can change it whenever we want.
August 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Periodic reminder that EVERYTHING is modifiable. Housing could be free if enough of us confirm that it’s free. Society is made up and we can change it whenever we want.
A perfect Portland summer Saturday 🌞🏖️
August 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A perfect Portland summer Saturday 🌞🏖️
First heirloom of this year’s harvest 🍅💚
August 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
First heirloom of this year’s harvest 🍅💚
I love summer 🌞😌🌳
July 25, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I love summer 🌞😌🌳
I love watersports 😏💦
June 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I love watersports 😏💦
Look at the size of this fucking SCHMEAT 🌭😂🫨
June 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Look at the size of this fucking SCHMEAT 🌭😂🫨
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This message brought to you by Harriet Tubman, an actual person who actually lived.
June 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This message brought to you by Harriet Tubman, an actual person who actually lived.
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Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs
May 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs
If a truck goes by and it’s playing Whitney Houston at a loud volume it was probably me 🚛
May 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
If a truck goes by and it’s playing Whitney Houston at a loud volume it was probably me 🚛
Left the house and took pictures of myself at a bar 🥸
May 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Left the house and took pictures of myself at a bar 🥸
Are the Catholics gonna use Malört for communion now?
May 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Are the Catholics gonna use Malört for communion now?
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but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
I love when I get to use the XDJ makes me feel like a real dj 🪩
April 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I love when I get to use the XDJ makes me feel like a real dj 🪩
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I'm sorry, but isn't this just the Cultural Revolution 2.0? Why on earth would fired aid workers and NIH medical researchers go to work on assembly lines for worse salaries in jobs they don't know how to do? Why are they getting their economic policy from Mao?
April 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm sorry, but isn't this just the Cultural Revolution 2.0? Why on earth would fired aid workers and NIH medical researchers go to work on assembly lines for worse salaries in jobs they don't know how to do? Why are they getting their economic policy from Mao?
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Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
April 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
I fear I’m going to finish this bag in one sitting
March 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I fear I’m going to finish this bag in one sitting