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Creamo
@hotchip.bsky.social
· Sep 28
I must be the pituitary gland the way I make hor mone
The green man is here
September 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The green man is here
Reposted by Creamo
Rip Charlie Kirk sorry you'll never get to play GTA 6
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Rip Charlie Kirk sorry you'll never get to play GTA 6
The Jon Davis outfit stays on during sex
July 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Jon Davis outfit stays on during sex
Rest in Peace Socrates you would have loved Jennifer Aniston
May 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Rest in Peace Socrates you would have loved Jennifer Aniston
Bullet vibrator for ants
March 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Bullet vibrator for ants
In my dreams I can twerk and then I get to real life and I forget how to move
March 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
In my dreams I can twerk and then I get to real life and I forget how to move
Scratching a big bite is evil masturbation
March 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Scratching a big bite is evil masturbation
Can I take a sip of your cigarette
March 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Can I take a sip of your cigarette
Donating my body to science so the science nerds know what a perfect pair of tits look like
March 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Donating my body to science so the science nerds know what a perfect pair of tits look like
Showing your friends your BDSM test results it's like the business card scene in American Psycho
March 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Showing your friends your BDSM test results it's like the business card scene in American Psycho
During my free time my wife likes to let me run around the pond as she tries to shoot me with a rifle
March 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
During my free time my wife likes to let me run around the pond as she tries to shoot me with a rifle
Throw away the crystals and pick up a Glock
March 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Throw away the crystals and pick up a Glock
Correcting my English is siding with the colonizer
March 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Correcting my English is siding with the colonizer
Cheat on me and I pay a gay guy to say he fucked you
March 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Cheat on me and I pay a gay guy to say he fucked you
I should have been a bike
March 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I should have been a bike
During ovulation week I like to chain myself to a tree like a werewolf
March 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
During ovulation week I like to chain myself to a tree like a werewolf
After sex I like to go into the bathroom and throw up gang signs
March 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
After sex I like to go into the bathroom and throw up gang signs
Is your pussy indica or sativa?
March 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Is your pussy indica or sativa?
I'd smoke crack if Hello Kitty offered it to me
March 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I'd smoke crack if Hello Kitty offered it to me
I hate kids, pepper spray it
March 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I hate kids, pepper spray it
For my next trick, I'll need a gun
March 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
For my next trick, I'll need a gun
I had a nightmare last night that Green Giant force fed my cream corn
March 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I had a nightmare last night that Green Giant force fed my cream corn
Do you all remember ice age nut popsicles
March 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Do you all remember ice age nut popsicles