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The Horse Knuckler
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if you have to ask what a horse knuckler does, you can't afford it

trans rights are human rights

terminally politics brained

will almost always reskeet any cat photo I see

nothing matters, smile anyway
I LERB ZENDA N LANK
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
You know what, similar to shoplifting food, if I saw something like that happening to SS troops?

No I didn't
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
JK Rowling is Pure Uncut British.
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
my local Starbucks isn't on strike because Starbucks closed the location after it unionized.
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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My musical tradition growing up was my mom and dad getting plastered on cheap lager and listening to Dark Side of the Moon on repeat
May 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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that famous Nina Simone song was, in fact, about Mississippi for a reason and not because she randomly picked a state name out of a hat
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
this book is going to cure a lot of writer's impostor syndrome i think

like, fuck, *I* could write a book better than this, and i'm scarcely on this side of literate
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Night of Buttery Knives has a good ring to it
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
he looks like he donates parts of his soul down at the plasma bank once a week
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
That's the look of a guy who was last told "no" sometime around 1983
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
since visiting Iceland and their roundabouts embedded in their highway, every time i go through a roundabout i have a little "boop da doop" song i sing to myself, to distract from the drudgery of cars
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
🎶I bless the rains down in Epstein's Files🎶
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Sorry my brain short-circuited at "Most minors who are married" - what, huh? WHAT? WHAT????
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
okay FAIR, polluting the ocean is perhaps not the best way to deal with a lecherous sex pest economist.

Hmm.

Volcano?

Catapulted at speed into the moon?

Extruded into concrete?
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
deep cut, very nice
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM