No thank you. She deserves exactly zero minutes of my time.

😭

Drew. Drew. My Niners just won in Cleveland for the first time in 41 years, and the Rams just somehow lost to the Panthers. I am desperately gonna need the Vikings to step up and complete the trifecta by walloping the Seahawks. Can you talk to some people and make that happen?

Howdy, local blueskyer. I hope you dug out without much trouble!

Lotta hockey players in that crowd. Inherently suspicious lot.

I keep telling myself, grimly, that it's building character, as slabs of snow get yanked off my car by my snow brush and inevitably fall into my boots.

(I actually love winter and snow, but the work parking lot is HELL in winter)

i could BARELY accept 'too arrogant and stupid to turn around' but then i got to the part of the article where he was tampering with the kid's hospital equipment and...yeah.

my foster and your foster could have an ear-off!

oh nooo. Oh that sounds awful. I'm so sorry.

One of the best cold-weather cheap meals EVER

a National Guard rear echelon motherfucker, no less

There are already various national hero level folks volunteering to come out of retirement to defend and/or support him. It's really quite something, how pathetic and, well, flaccid, all this is making the SecDef look.

Mark Kelly has responded:

They are TRULY outstanding in their field!

I have to say overall it was a HUGE win. I can walk down stairs like a normal person again! It's incredible!

Oh, OUCH. I had a knee replacement surgery a few months ago, and I just cringed away from that picture because that swelling and bruising looked horribly familiar. So if you need an excuse note, feel free to use "it looks like a post-op knee replacement knee right now!"