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Horrid Haikus
@horridhaikus.bsky.social
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I write crass poems.
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horridhaikus.bsky.social
Human Centipede.
Add more, make it a circle.
No start and no #end.

#vss365
April 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Follow my purpose.
My goal, perpetuate #life.
Wait. Is this a sock?

#vss365
April 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Fortunes into dust.
Dead cat #bounce of your empire.
Eat a shit sandwich.

#vss365
April 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Ye olden days sucked.
Clothes made of the coarsest #thread.
Churned butter is ass.

#vss365
April 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Big nepo baby.
Worms #canoodle with my brain.
Nobody likes me.

#vss365
March 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Ate my phone and belt.
With those eyes I can't stay mad.
#Insatiable beast.

#vss365
March 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
#Passion fruit sucks ass.
Like eating sweetened snot bowls.
Aftertaste of feet.

#vss365
March 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
My super power:
#Radioactive vision.
Can't see my children.

#vss365
March 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Swim with my nephews.
Fun game called "Sink Uncle Mike"
#Cerulean death.

#vss365
March 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Pretend companion.
Put a bra on my pillow.
#myopic girlfriend.

#vss365
March 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
TRON was such bullshit.
Where were the scammers and porn?
Unrealistic.
March 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
#Chime of the school bells.
Who's not indoctrinated?
Smokers in the back.

#vss365
March 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Break into your house.
#Incognito Bandito.
Steal your dirty socks.

#vss365
March 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Remarkable dick.
#Outlier on the bell curve.
But on the wrong side.

#vss365
February 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Thigh high riding boots.
And a little black corset
with the #fringe on top.

#vss365
February 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Bee stung my penis.
My foreskin is all swollen.
Like #petulant lips.

#vss365
February 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Rolled 18 for hug.
Sells Hot Sauce, very divorced.
Dinner Munchabout.

#DragonFriends
February 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
That nepo baby...
Charion Valariant.
Has the horny harp.

#DragonFriends
February 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Off key caroling,
with a side of knife-to-brain.
It's Polly Waddle.

#DragonFriends
February 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Gender reversal.
He's a small, quiet, kept man.
She's a tall Boss Bitch.
February 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
CEO Murders.
Let's put our best man on it.
#Chase is on the case.

#vss365
February 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Classic Beer Funnel.
A #cyclone of bad choices.
Wake up in a ditch.

#vss365
February 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Secret #bathtub gin.
The secret flavor is clove.
And grandpa's taint.

#vss365
February 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Shady #oak picnic.
Romantic charcuterie.
Ants in my ass crack.

#vss365
February 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
horridhaikus.bsky.social
Grower or show-er?
I promise it gets bigger.
Mini #umbrella.

#vss365
February 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM