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The fifty year countdown is upon us. The fifty year countdown to nonexistence
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Will this new vibe-coded platform collapse under its own weight? bet now on kalshi
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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Grindr's servers have been used to send the message "the bends aren't contagious dw" more than once and I think that's beautiful
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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A guy on grindr will send me a pic of his cock in what appears to be a non-AI-generated World Trade Center observation deck with a 2025 timestamp and he thinks my first question is gonna be whether he can host
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Grindr dick photos are the libidinal world's equivalent of the last automated radio signals that would greet the universe from earth after a nuclear war. I've seen them from hospital beds. I've seen them from walk-in freezers, from Hell, from the hollow earth, from Utopia Planitia
October 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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the one I got from Xydexx a while ago

HONK HONK
DO NOT BONK
July 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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most societies are not especially tightly organized by bloodline in anything answering to the scientific concept of genetic inheritance. even ours is not
October 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM