Nick Simmen (aka Dessum, Wooptholomew, Bork, Horgasborgas)
@horgasborgas.bsky.social
Nicholas Paul Simmen is a compulsive liar & emotionally abusive.
Will provide screenshots and evidence upon request~
Do not trust Nick Simmen.
I wear my cap backwards bc im trying to hide my hunchback ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Will provide screenshots and evidence upon request~
Do not trust Nick Simmen.
I wear my cap backwards bc im trying to hide my hunchback ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Your wedding wasn't distressing for me at all!
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Your wedding wasn't distressing for me at all!
If it wasn't for my bitch ex gf I would've gotten away with just ignoring the situation until the very last minute. I also would have completely forgotten to get you a wedding gift.
Don't worry, i screamed at her about you in a completely healthy way that proves I only consider you as a friend.
Don't worry, i screamed at her about you in a completely healthy way that proves I only consider you as a friend.
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
If it wasn't for my bitch ex gf I would've gotten away with just ignoring the situation until the very last minute. I also would have completely forgotten to get you a wedding gift.
Don't worry, i screamed at her about you in a completely healthy way that proves I only consider you as a friend.
Don't worry, i screamed at her about you in a completely healthy way that proves I only consider you as a friend.