I woulda gone to your wedding Katie, but for months i complained to my family about how i *really* didn't want to go, all the while my bitch ex gf kept giving me solutions to my excuses and even offered to help pay for the trip.

So as you can see, it's her fault i couldn't make it.

Caleb, er i mean, Morrison.. don't worry about your wifes obsession with using me as her personal diary. That's completely healthy & normal. I definitely don't have complicated feelings towards her, & I'm sure those feelings aren't reciprocated either.

Im always anxious, and that's an acceptable reason to be shitty a person.

And if you disagree I'll call you a slur.

i am NOT a furry!