Avril incandenza simp
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It’s gonna kinda suck in the future when the drone strikes that kill families are ordered by ESPN’s Stephen A Smith
August 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It’s gonna kinda suck in the future when the drone strikes that kill families are ordered by ESPN’s Stephen A Smith
Skinamarink happened to my buddy’s apartment
July 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Skinamarink happened to my buddy’s apartment
The Pittsburgh Pirates shut out a team for a whole series and then immediately get shutout for a whole series… the 2025 Pirates might be the most Pittsburgh Pirates Pittsburgh Pirates team to ever do it
July 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Pittsburgh Pirates shut out a team for a whole series and then immediately get shutout for a whole series… the 2025 Pirates might be the most Pittsburgh Pirates Pittsburgh Pirates team to ever do it
Cut off funding to Ukraine
Coco Gauff suffers a shock first-round exit at Wimbledon.
The second seed is beaten in straight sets by Ukraine's Dayana Yastremka (7-6, 6-1) and will leave SW19 just as the tournament kicks into gear.
The second seed is beaten in straight sets by Ukraine's Dayana Yastremka (7-6, 6-1) and will leave SW19 just as the tournament kicks into gear.
July 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Cut off funding to Ukraine
We need Letterboxd but for dreams
June 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We need Letterboxd but for dreams
The Secret Whole Body Deoderant commercials are a psyop to make men gay
And it’s working
And it’s working
June 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The Secret Whole Body Deoderant commercials are a psyop to make men gay
And it’s working
And it’s working
Young Joan Baez deeply zero beers
June 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Young Joan Baez deeply zero beers
*kanye voice* They don’t understand the things I say on Bluesky
May 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
*kanye voice* They don’t understand the things I say on Bluesky
Gotta document that I hit the Carmelo Anthony vape at a wedding yesterday
May 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Gotta document that I hit the Carmelo Anthony vape at a wedding yesterday
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just had dinner with Bill Maher. let me tell you, the man i met was nothing like the man you see on tv. for starters, he masturbates! i’ve never seen him choke meat before. and he churned it at the dining table, just like the rest of us. I am simply telling you what I saw.
April 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
just had dinner with Bill Maher. let me tell you, the man i met was nothing like the man you see on tv. for starters, he masturbates! i’ve never seen him choke meat before. and he churned it at the dining table, just like the rest of us. I am simply telling you what I saw.
Save me Latina little league baseball coach
April 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Save me Latina little league baseball coach
Downloaded RocketMoney and was really excited to start saving money for paying for too many subscriptions…. Unfortunately I am not a fucking idiot and I was not unnecessarily paying for subscriptions I don’t use
April 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Downloaded RocketMoney and was really excited to start saving money for paying for too many subscriptions…. Unfortunately I am not a fucking idiot and I was not unnecessarily paying for subscriptions I don’t use
No run scored so it’s fine, but if Oneil Cruz played a ground ball as bad as IKF did in the top of the 4th, Greg brown would have been blown up a hospital
April 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
No run scored so it’s fine, but if Oneil Cruz played a ground ball as bad as IKF did in the top of the 4th, Greg brown would have been blown up a hospital
Pizza Hut is trying out a new guy named “Hutty.” I hate him soooooooooooooooooo much
April 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Pizza Hut is trying out a new guy named “Hutty.” I hate him soooooooooooooooooo much
Ji Hwan Bae is a worse baserunner than Stephen hawking
March 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Ji Hwan Bae is a worse baserunner than Stephen hawking
If Colin Holderman isn’t dead in one hour, I blow up a hospital
March 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If Colin Holderman isn’t dead in one hour, I blow up a hospital
W/r/t new Pizza Hut Cheesy Bites Pizza with “Ranch Flight” —
-Catholics shouldn’t be doing the “Pepperoni Ranch” on a Lent Friday
-the chipotle ranch reminds me of Little Caesars buffalo ranch (compliment)
-pepperoni ranch reminds of Little Caesars (derogatory)
-sub marinara for reg ranch
-Catholics shouldn’t be doing the “Pepperoni Ranch” on a Lent Friday
-the chipotle ranch reminds me of Little Caesars buffalo ranch (compliment)
-pepperoni ranch reminds of Little Caesars (derogatory)
-sub marinara for reg ranch
March 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
W/r/t new Pizza Hut Cheesy Bites Pizza with “Ranch Flight” —
-Catholics shouldn’t be doing the “Pepperoni Ranch” on a Lent Friday
-the chipotle ranch reminds me of Little Caesars buffalo ranch (compliment)
-pepperoni ranch reminds of Little Caesars (derogatory)
-sub marinara for reg ranch
-Catholics shouldn’t be doing the “Pepperoni Ranch” on a Lent Friday
-the chipotle ranch reminds me of Little Caesars buffalo ranch (compliment)
-pepperoni ranch reminds of Little Caesars (derogatory)
-sub marinara for reg ranch
Anime pharmaceutical ads are here and they are all over the Tennis Channel
March 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Anime pharmaceutical ads are here and they are all over the Tennis Channel
Penn and teller fool us trick: making my roommate Muslim
March 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Penn and teller fool us trick: making my roommate Muslim
*Penn and teller fool us*
Teller breaking vow of silence: why is this guy wearing the first reformed vest?!!?!
Teller breaking vow of silence: why is this guy wearing the first reformed vest?!!?!
March 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
*Penn and teller fool us*
Teller breaking vow of silence: why is this guy wearing the first reformed vest?!!?!
Teller breaking vow of silence: why is this guy wearing the first reformed vest?!!?!
Interrupting March madness at a crowded bar to AirPlay Penn & Teller Fool Us
March 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Interrupting March madness at a crowded bar to AirPlay Penn & Teller Fool Us
*Penn and teller fool us*
*I do a really bad trick*
Penn Colette: you didn’t fool us
Me: yes I did you guys paid for my hotel room to just do the “French drop coin vanish”
They give me medal
*I do a really bad trick*
Penn Colette: you didn’t fool us
Me: yes I did you guys paid for my hotel room to just do the “French drop coin vanish”
They give me medal
March 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
*Penn and teller fool us*
*I do a really bad trick*
Penn Colette: you didn’t fool us
Me: yes I did you guys paid for my hotel room to just do the “French drop coin vanish”
They give me medal
*I do a really bad trick*
Penn Colette: you didn’t fool us
Me: yes I did you guys paid for my hotel room to just do the “French drop coin vanish”
They give me medal
*Penn and teller fool us*
I shoot an audience member in the head! But I bring them back to live
Penn Gillette: I love what you did but I was drinking beeer before this - if you know what I mean? You didn’t fool us 😉 agree?
Uhh I’m killing the audience member again 😋
I shoot an audience member in the head! But I bring them back to live
Penn Gillette: I love what you did but I was drinking beeer before this - if you know what I mean? You didn’t fool us 😉 agree?
Uhh I’m killing the audience member again 😋
March 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
*Penn and teller fool us*
I shoot an audience member in the head! But I bring them back to live
Penn Gillette: I love what you did but I was drinking beeer before this - if you know what I mean? You didn’t fool us 😉 agree?
Uhh I’m killing the audience member again 😋
I shoot an audience member in the head! But I bring them back to live
Penn Gillette: I love what you did but I was drinking beeer before this - if you know what I mean? You didn’t fool us 😉 agree?
Uhh I’m killing the audience member again 😋
Googling how to make your roommate turn Muslim
March 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Googling how to make your roommate turn Muslim
Buying my roommate a Cameo from Soon-Yin Previn for his birthday
March 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Buying my roommate a Cameo from Soon-Yin Previn for his birthday