I've created a calendar that includes all of the removed holidays from Google, including Pride Month, Black History Month, and Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Truly vile to capitulate to Nazis so early in the game.

Just trying to think of some clever and witty ideas I can share with the world. I'll keep you posted

GW 24 Player to keep:

Chris Wood is the most sold player in the game for GW 24 and while the next 5 fixtures look tough for Forest, I don’t think you HAVE to sell Wood right now. BHA (H) is still an okay fixture, and Wood has 4 goals and 2 assists in his last 5 PL games.

Morning!

Time to catch up on my correspondance (reviewing the list of follow back accounts and porn bots that have followed me overnight)

I don't know what's worse that Scarface killed me with a gun or that my last word was "hello"

Sure, crack your jokes. But this guy's kid is going to grow up, learn martial arts, adopt a bat-themed superhero persona, and beat up poor people night after night. And who will save you then? Some other dude who dresses like a clown? Seems unlikely

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

*flashback to me opening presents last Christmas*

"fuck me is that your heart!? YOUR FUCKING HEART IN A BOX?? I'm calling the cops, not today obviously but the very next day"

Has anyone made a joke about Biden being hard of hearing and saying 'pardon?'. It won't be me (I am far too busy) but let me know if someone else does it and I'll retweet

Just gotta skeet shit like I hate cybertrucks

Completely unhinged that people threw TENS OF MILLIONS at Captain Tom

Remember you can save $$$$ this Black Friday by just keeping the shit you already have

Hello you've reached Horse. Please leave a message