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I've created a calendar that includes all of the removed holidays from Google, including Pride Month, Black History Month, and Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Truly vile to capitulate to Nazis so early in the game.
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February 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Just trying to think of some clever and witty ideas I can share with the world. I'll keep you posted
February 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don't know you but I want to let you know that the best pizza I ever ate had lemon on it
February 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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GW 24 Player to keep:

Chris Wood is the most sold player in the game for GW 24 and while the next 5 fixtures look tough for Forest, I don’t think you HAVE to sell Wood right now. BHA (H) is still an okay fixture, and Wood has 4 goals and 2 assists in his last 5 PL games.
January 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I bought £20 worth of Bitcoin and sold it for £120. A hundred British pounds in the bank and no regrets.
January 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Fun fact - Uncle Phil was the voice of Shredder in turtles
January 31, 2025 at 6:20 AM
January 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Great! Glad to hear it.
January 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
No GW21 Thread? Have you gone back to twitter?
January 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Right?
January 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Google it
January 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
You're a lucky fella
December 30, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Morning!

Time to catch up on my correspondance (reviewing the list of follow back accounts and porn bots that have followed me overnight)
December 20, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Twitter was the same. The trick is to ignore it and do wtf you want (this is also the trick to doing lots of other things)
December 17, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Also continuing to be that guy. Who doesn't like apples? Who says no to that? No normal person that's for sure
December 16, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I don't want to be that guy but the line is "how do you like them apples?" he doesn't just ask him if he like apples that would be totally bananas.
December 16, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I don't know what's worse that Scarface killed me with a gun or that my last word was "hello"
December 16, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Totally agree with this
December 16, 2024 at 8:17 AM
You need to charge your phone my friend
December 7, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Like the time I found a show called the Simpsons that was visually similar to (but not as good as) a show I loved from the 90s which was also called the Simpsons
December 7, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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Sure, crack your jokes. But this guy's kid is going to grow up, learn martial arts, adopt a bat-themed superhero persona, and beat up poor people night after night. And who will save you then? Some other dude who dresses like a clown? Seems unlikely
December 5, 2024 at 6:30 AM
"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants" - this guy
December 5, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
*flashback to me opening presents last Christmas*

"fuck me is that your heart!? YOUR FUCKING HEART IN A BOX?? I'm calling the cops, not today obviously but the very next day"
December 3, 2024 at 5:25 AM
It would have sped up a lot of the dialogue in the original Dickens novel if Marley had just given him one of these✊
December 2, 2024 at 12:17 PM