hoptimus
@hoptimusprime.bsky.social
Software engineer. Freedom and lasers are the right of all sentient beings. Takes on politics, tech, culture. Quality is job 9.
i saw zoomercon orthodox open for jars of clay back in 2009, and they sucked
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i saw zoomercon orthodox open for jars of clay back in 2009, and they sucked
to wit: rob schneider's most successful film of the last 40 years might be the 1995 version of judge dredd
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
to wit: rob schneider's most successful film of the last 40 years might be the 1995 version of judge dredd
“What’s the point of standards?” really is the Bari Weiss career arc in a nutshell
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
No, but always this stupid
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
No, but always this stupid
“What’s the point of standards?” really is the Bari Weiss career arc in a nutshell
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“What’s the point of standards?” really is the Bari Weiss career arc in a nutshell
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“What’s the point of standards?” really is the Bari Weiss career arc in a nutshell
the democratic portion of the senate needs to get younger, faster, and meaner, but none of it matters if we're not in charge
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
the democratic portion of the senate needs to get younger, faster, and meaner, but none of it matters if we're not in charge
primary fetterman, primary the two from NV, primary anyone you want - i'm all for it - but if you think i won't hold my nose if it increases our odds of taking or holding the senate in the next 20 years you are nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
primary fetterman, primary the two from NV, primary anyone you want - i'm all for it - but if you think i won't hold my nose if it increases our odds of taking or holding the senate in the next 20 years you are nuts
A monster who has been treated with kid gloves by the press; if this were Biden's administration you'd have a dozen reporters trying to figure out what happened.
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
A monster who has been treated with kid gloves by the press; if this were Biden's administration you'd have a dozen reporters trying to figure out what happened.
I’ll keep saying it, Vought’s divorce remains the most bizarrely underreported story in DC
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’ll keep saying it, Vought’s divorce remains the most bizarrely underreported story in DC
more than a few moderates I know are otherwise fairly liberal Midwest people married to shitty conservative partners, and over the course of their marriage they either moderate to preserve the peace or get divorced
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
more than a few moderates I know are otherwise fairly liberal Midwest people married to shitty conservative partners, and over the course of their marriage they either moderate to preserve the peace or get divorced
GOP 2026: Birbs Aren't Real
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
GOP 2026: Birbs Aren't Real