in the art program. straight up ''drawing it''. and by ''it'', haha, lets just say Nothing

happy It’s Been A Year Since We Broke Up But I’m Still In Love With Him Day to all who celebrate

brunch and A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor 🍳

now that the super bowl is finally over we can move on to the superior sport season, march madness

it sure is nice getting paid to drink coffee and read

I feel really sorry for pregnant elephants.

A really long gestation period, but nobody ever talks about the elephant in the womb.

little does she know i’m making a blankey for her 🙂‍↕️

to be clear, im rooting for the eagles simply because they’re prettier 😚

my dad has informed me “opening punt” is not the correct terminology but this does not change my stance

here’s my proposition: if the kc chiefs win the super bowl AGAIN, i think taylor swift should be allowed to throw the opening punt at next year’s super bowl. i’m picturing a glittery football uniform and a helmet signed by travis kelce with You Belong With Me playing instead of the national anthem

Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

i just want a dark curly haired man in my life is that too much to ask

can’t go to sleep because i have the axolotl song stuck in my head…like it’s not even supposed to be there??

stood in a dark parking lot loudly explaining how gay bonobo sex is to my coworker…i think i’ve truly made an impression on her

can things just stop happening for like…5 minutes?

i want to be a lake girly so bad

The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock