Hopeless Judas
@hopelessjudas.bsky.social
Mic in one hand, notebook in the other. Somehow also holding a brick. No explanations offered. No leash. No patience for bullshit. Misbehaving beautifully.
I'm happy Beetlejuice did the right thing. First time and all.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'm happy Beetlejuice did the right thing. First time and all.
Spoiler alert, it was a hit.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Spoiler alert, it was a hit.
1st act when I'm president. GOATS. Fuckin goats everywhere.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
1st act when I'm president. GOATS. Fuckin goats everywhere.
Now, let’s impeach the neck vag and get on this…
You’re welcome. And I’m running for president in 2028.
You’re welcome. And I’m running for president in 2028.
October 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Now, let’s impeach the neck vag and get on this…
You’re welcome. And I’m running for president in 2028.
You’re welcome. And I’m running for president in 2028.
Watching Aaron Parnas age has made me realize I'm aging like milk.
September 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Watching Aaron Parnas age has made me realize I'm aging like milk.
Heard someone call it the rage bait administration… 🤣🤣 Accurate.
September 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Heard someone call it the rage bait administration… 🤣🤣 Accurate.
No matter what breaks under you, you’re loved.
You’re worth that love.
That’s not up for debate and it’s not in anyone else’s hands.
Anyone says different? Let ’em talk to the static.
You’re worth that love.
That’s not up for debate and it’s not in anyone else’s hands.
Anyone says different? Let ’em talk to the static.
August 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
No matter what breaks under you, you’re loved.
You’re worth that love.
That’s not up for debate and it’s not in anyone else’s hands.
Anyone says different? Let ’em talk to the static.
You’re worth that love.
That’s not up for debate and it’s not in anyone else’s hands.
Anyone says different? Let ’em talk to the static.
I've had a migraine since I woke up this morning. Would be nice to sever my head from my body. I mean temporarily, of course.
August 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I've had a migraine since I woke up this morning. Would be nice to sever my head from my body. I mean temporarily, of course.
Here’s the truth—this ain’t the first time the night tried to scare you. You’ve walked through worse, and you know it.
You don’t wait for the storm to stop. You dance in the lightning. You laugh while it’s raining nails.
Everything’s gonna be okay. Not pretty. Not clean. But okay. #StayStanding
You don’t wait for the storm to stop. You dance in the lightning. You laugh while it’s raining nails.
Everything’s gonna be okay. Not pretty. Not clean. But okay. #StayStanding
August 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Here’s the truth—this ain’t the first time the night tried to scare you. You’ve walked through worse, and you know it.
You don’t wait for the storm to stop. You dance in the lightning. You laugh while it’s raining nails.
Everything’s gonna be okay. Not pretty. Not clean. But okay. #StayStanding
You don’t wait for the storm to stop. You dance in the lightning. You laugh while it’s raining nails.
Everything’s gonna be okay. Not pretty. Not clean. But okay. #StayStanding
New tune on Spotify!
August 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
New tune on Spotify!
So, new music… And finally finished the first book in the Hopeless Inferno series 🥰🥰
Personal stuff happening, so I figured I’d at least write 🥰
Personal stuff happening, so I figured I’d at least write 🥰
August 5, 2025 at 9:13 AM
So, new music… And finally finished the first book in the Hopeless Inferno series 🥰🥰
Personal stuff happening, so I figured I’d at least write 🥰
Personal stuff happening, so I figured I’d at least write 🥰
Just for shits and giggles... Or as autocorrect would have you believe, shuts and gaggles.
July 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just for shits and giggles... Or as autocorrect would have you believe, shuts and gaggles.
Be best... Nah, don't be best...
July 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Be best... Nah, don't be best...
The family guinea pig passed away quietly in my wife’s arms tonight. Rest easy, buddy.
May 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The family guinea pig passed away quietly in my wife’s arms tonight. Rest easy, buddy.
Happy Mothers Day from the Judaslands… 🥰🥰🥰
May 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Happy Mothers Day from the Judaslands… 🥰🥰🥰
The FSU shooter was MAGA... Surprise, surprise... This is what happens when hate is your platform.
April 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The FSU shooter was MAGA... Surprise, surprise... This is what happens when hate is your platform.
I've been working on a video game for about 3 months, and finally was able to bring the PolitiCritters, to life. Trumpinox is first. Support the project at judasgear.myshopify.com
April 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I've been working on a video game for about 3 months, and finally was able to bring the PolitiCritters, to life. Trumpinox is first. Support the project at judasgear.myshopify.com
@mcuban.bsky.social, would you mind helping my friend Maylon run for Congress with a donation? He's a great human being and I think he'd represent New York's 23rd district amazingly! I appreciate your time, sir!
April 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social, would you mind helping my friend Maylon run for Congress with a donation? He's a great human being and I think he'd represent New York's 23rd district amazingly! I appreciate your time, sir!
The GOP bet the house, the farm, and your goddamn groceries on a guy who thinks tariffs are a personality trait.
Now they’re blinking faster than a bomb squad rookie at his first call.
Now they’re blinking faster than a bomb squad rookie at his first call.
April 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The GOP bet the house, the farm, and your goddamn groceries on a guy who thinks tariffs are a personality trait.
Now they’re blinking faster than a bomb squad rookie at his first call.
Now they’re blinking faster than a bomb squad rookie at his first call.
Good morning! How we feeling?
March 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Good morning! How we feeling?
Not even kidding...
March 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Not even kidding...