Hopeless Judas
@hopelessjudas.bsky.social
Mic in one hand, notebook in the other. Somehow also holding a brick. No explanations offered. No leash. No patience for bullshit. Misbehaving beautifully.
I'm happy Beetlejuice did the right thing. First time and all.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'm happy Beetlejuice did the right thing. First time and all.
He got off the couch for this one...
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
He got off the couch for this one...
Spoiler alert, it was a hit.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Spoiler alert, it was a hit.
Is that Halloween font gone from TikTok yet? That there's a headache font...
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Is that Halloween font gone from TikTok yet? That there's a headache font...
Who bought off John Fetterman? I'm considering jumping balls deep into that man's life...
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Who bought off John Fetterman? I'm considering jumping balls deep into that man's life...
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I recall the orange convicted felon once saying people would stand in long lines begging for food if Kamala Harris became President.
Now in 2025 people are seen in Cleveland and other cities standing in long lines for food due to his cruelty.
Endless projection. I hate him.
Now in 2025 people are seen in Cleveland and other cities standing in long lines for food due to his cruelty.
Endless projection. I hate him.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I recall the orange convicted felon once saying people would stand in long lines begging for food if Kamala Harris became President.
Now in 2025 people are seen in Cleveland and other cities standing in long lines for food due to his cruelty.
Endless projection. I hate him.
Now in 2025 people are seen in Cleveland and other cities standing in long lines for food due to his cruelty.
Endless projection. I hate him.
Hey you... You're a snack. 🥰 Just thought you should know.
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hey you... You're a snack. 🥰 Just thought you should know.
1st act when I'm president. GOATS. Fuckin goats everywhere.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
1st act when I'm president. GOATS. Fuckin goats everywhere.
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here giving you valid reasons...
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here giving you valid reasons...
Now, let’s impeach the neck vag and get on this…
You’re welcome. And I’m running for president in 2028.
You’re welcome. And I’m running for president in 2028.
October 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Now, let’s impeach the neck vag and get on this…
You’re welcome. And I’m running for president in 2028.
You’re welcome. And I’m running for president in 2028.
It's rough finishing a political book in the days of "Flooding the Zone". But, it's done.
October 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
It's rough finishing a political book in the days of "Flooding the Zone". But, it's done.
So, after a late night ruling. Judge Immergut issued a TRO to block Asshole Face from deploying the National Guard from ANY state to Portland. The TRO last for 14 days.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
Federal judge temporarily blocks Trump administration from sending National Guard troops to Oregon
A federal judge temporarily blocked the Trump administration from deploying any National Guard units to Oregon, including the California National Guard
abcnews.go.com
October 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
So, after a late night ruling. Judge Immergut issued a TRO to block Asshole Face from deploying the National Guard from ANY state to Portland. The TRO last for 14 days.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
Almost a month ago, Donald Trump suggested that domestic violence shouldn't count. If my wife "fell down the steps" and I buried her on a fucking golf course, I'd probably be a piece of shit too...
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
October 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Almost a month ago, Donald Trump suggested that domestic violence shouldn't count. If my wife "fell down the steps" and I buried her on a fucking golf course, I'd probably be a piece of shit too...
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Watching Aaron Parnas age has made me realize I'm aging like milk.
September 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Watching Aaron Parnas age has made me realize I'm aging like milk.
Amelia Earhart... If that wasn't a codename for an Epstein victim, I don't think it really matters.
September 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Amelia Earhart... If that wasn't a codename for an Epstein victim, I don't think it really matters.
This morning, I awake with a 300% increase in caffeine-fueled optimism.
September 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
This morning, I awake with a 300% increase in caffeine-fueled optimism.
I really wish that when I was angry, I could just express it and be done with it. Instead, I just… sit. Quietly. I don’t snap, I don’t bitch. I just let it eat me. I’d rather feel anything than anger. Pain, remorse. Not anger. This is weakness.
September 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I really wish that when I was angry, I could just express it and be done with it. Instead, I just… sit. Quietly. I don’t snap, I don’t bitch. I just let it eat me. I’d rather feel anything than anger. Pain, remorse. Not anger. This is weakness.
Heard someone call it the rage bait administration… 🤣🤣 Accurate.
September 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Heard someone call it the rage bait administration… 🤣🤣 Accurate.
I wonder what the Moon thinks, watching its big sister burn herself alive.
August 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I wonder what the Moon thinks, watching its big sister burn herself alive.
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Subway sandwich guy has been released on his own recognizance.
His attorney argued the felony charge was excessive, and the judge agreed.
Oh, and he’s a USAF veteran.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
His attorney argued the felony charge was excessive, and the judge agreed.
Oh, and he’s a USAF veteran.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
DC man accused of throwing sandwich at federal officer released from custody
Sean Dunn, accused of throwing a sandwich at a federal officer, is released on his own recognizance as the judge finds the felony charge excessive.
www.wusa9.com
August 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Subway sandwich guy has been released on his own recognizance.
His attorney argued the felony charge was excessive, and the judge agreed.
Oh, and he’s a USAF veteran.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
His attorney argued the felony charge was excessive, and the judge agreed.
Oh, and he’s a USAF veteran.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
August 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
No matter what breaks under you, you’re loved.
You’re worth that love.
That’s not up for debate and it’s not in anyone else’s hands.
Anyone says different? Let ’em talk to the static.
You’re worth that love.
That’s not up for debate and it’s not in anyone else’s hands.
Anyone says different? Let ’em talk to the static.
August 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
No matter what breaks under you, you’re loved.
You’re worth that love.
That’s not up for debate and it’s not in anyone else’s hands.
Anyone says different? Let ’em talk to the static.
You’re worth that love.
That’s not up for debate and it’s not in anyone else’s hands.
Anyone says different? Let ’em talk to the static.