Asa Daribondi
@hop31.bsky.social
Every now and then I bop along back to here
July 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Every now and then I bop along back to here
heukmi bap and eggs goes really REALLY hard
May 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
heukmi bap and eggs goes really REALLY hard
Saw the good man and paid my respects
January 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Saw the good man and paid my respects
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back in like 2014 wikipedia's only freely licensed photo of Nick Offerman was from the two weeks he was blond and people hated it so much they basically decided it was better to have no photo
January 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
back in like 2014 wikipedia's only freely licensed photo of Nick Offerman was from the two weeks he was blond and people hated it so much they basically decided it was better to have no photo
I'm gonna grab 2025 by the balls and twist as hard as I can
January 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm gonna grab 2025 by the balls and twist as hard as I can
Ugh I gotta get back into kendo or fencing
December 15, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Ugh I gotta get back into kendo or fencing
Thinking about my childhood friend who lived in Chicago and would take a small sailboat every year to his lake house in Michigan and how he got stranded because the boat got struck by lightning and started sinking in like 200 feet of water
December 15, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Thinking about my childhood friend who lived in Chicago and would take a small sailboat every year to his lake house in Michigan and how he got stranded because the boat got struck by lightning and started sinking in like 200 feet of water
holy fuck that gin and tonic hits HARD
December 14, 2024 at 3:29 AM
holy fuck that gin and tonic hits HARD
Having to shower in the basement and not in the bathroom that's attached to my room is degrading
December 9, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Having to shower in the basement and not in the bathroom that's attached to my room is degrading
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it's tuesday evening and we're korean
Absolutely zero shade at all, but why were so many reporters and politicians drunk on a Monday evening?
I am, incidentally, pretty drunk rn (the job is 24/7!!!). This is the most Korean thing I've ever done.
December 3, 2024 at 5:36 PM
it's tuesday evening and we're korean
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
theonion.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
Still really funny that the term "balls to the walls" does not relate to testicles
November 26, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Still really funny that the term "balls to the walls" does not relate to testicles
One thing I do need to do less of is judging other guys for their shaving habits like a psycopath
November 25, 2024 at 5:27 AM
One thing I do need to do less of is judging other guys for their shaving habits like a psycopath
One thing I do need to get is a new razor since my Van Hagen razor is showing its age
November 25, 2024 at 5:26 AM
One thing I do need to get is a new razor since my Van Hagen razor is showing its age
Shoving a syringe into my kidney cyst and pulling that plunger to get that shit out
November 24, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Shoving a syringe into my kidney cyst and pulling that plunger to get that shit out
Writing a Delta Green Op with Hastur for my campaigns in Japan, and god I forgot how much I love The King in Yellow as an entity and as a character.
November 24, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Writing a Delta Green Op with Hastur for my campaigns in Japan, and god I forgot how much I love The King in Yellow as an entity and as a character.
just destroyed the trials and tribulations god has given me (getting out from under the covers and standing up to go to the gym)
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 PM
just destroyed the trials and tribulations god has given me (getting out from under the covers and standing up to go to the gym)
that jack daniels do throw hands fr fr fr
November 22, 2024 at 4:26 AM
that jack daniels do throw hands fr fr fr
Me after getting a haircut by a gay guy
November 21, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Me after getting a haircut by a gay guy