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Jordan Vanhoozer
@hoozthat95.bsky.social
Manic Movie Lover, Writer, & Victim of the Gay Agenda.

Read some of my old work here:
thestoryrepository74.wordpress.com

Letterboxd 🟠🟢🔵: https://boxd.it/RaWr
No fucking way.
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I love this franchise and there's some sentimentality attached (my great grandmother used to record them on VHS for me when they played on TV), but I cannot in good faith go see the newest entry. Tired of companies thinking they can peddle their IP for cash and shit on basic human rights.
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Thrilled I got the chance to see "The Long Walk" tonight! Unflinching, heartbreaking, and absolutely worth seeing. My review: boxd.it/b17Dab
September 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
By Kim Winder.
August 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
August 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Our government endorses the battle against "woke" because anger against entertainment is an opiate; It makes you feel like you're fighting against something when you're just being numbed to the real issues. Art and film were created to inspire you to be introspective, to learn, and to be moved.
July 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The two sides of my brain.
May 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
May 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Having an Epic day with the family!
April 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
March 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
"Assassin's Creed: Shadows" is objectively the best in the series because you can have your heart melted by a pack of Calico kittens walking into a temple.
March 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
And then there's this.
January 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My family made these Wallace & Gromit figures for my birthday! So incredibly lucky that anyone cares about me this much and I will display them with pride.
January 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
January 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My latest movie haul: Had to get the 4K upgrade for "Seven", had to finally add "Tremors" to the collection, and I had to see Mike Flanagan's new cut of his excellent home invasion film, "Hush". It's a completely transformative edit that fucking rules. One of the best talents in film today.
January 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I finished studying for the new Indy game. Can't wait to hop in!
December 7, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I thought it was alarming my mom had a picture of Elon Musk sent through iMessage printed out in a drawer. She revealed it was actually for a recipe, which is much funnier and saved me from going on a long-winded rant.
December 1, 2024 at 11:54 PM
I'm super excited to unveil a brand-new blog to showcase some of my writing!

It's The Story Repository: A cozy home to store past work and a good place to showcase some new things as well! I hope you can find a piece of myself that connects with you. Link is in my bio! 🔗 📚
November 20, 2024 at 12:07 AM