Hootiewhom
@hootiewhom.bsky.social
It’s the internet 2008 over here. Random thoughts, maybe a pic of something going on in my life. No interest in clout chasing or doom scrolling.
Supercopa thoughts: Vini is devastating when allowed free reign of space usually stolen by Mbappe. Raphinha is an absolute beast, one of the 10 best players in the world.
January 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Supercopa thoughts: Vini is devastating when allowed free reign of space usually stolen by Mbappe. Raphinha is an absolute beast, one of the 10 best players in the world.
Truly preposterous how awful the Eagles backup secondary is
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Truly preposterous how awful the Eagles backup secondary is
Taunting being a penalty in the NFL is the dumbest thing ever. I propose that not only should it n be a penalty but you should get bonus yards if you roast a guy particularly well.
January 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Taunting being a penalty in the NFL is the dumbest thing ever. I propose that not only should it n be a penalty but you should get bonus yards if you roast a guy particularly well.
Thank you, YouTube, for freeing me of the ads imposed by …YouTube.
January 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Thank you, YouTube, for freeing me of the ads imposed by …YouTube.
I know 100% more Charmin Bear lore than I would like to
December 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I know 100% more Charmin Bear lore than I would like to
The Mo Salah situation is wild. On one hand, I don’t get why the coach would just freeze out the club’s best ever player without talking to him. On the other, I absolutely get why they benched him.
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The Mo Salah situation is wild. On one hand, I don’t get why the coach would just freeze out the club’s best ever player without talking to him. On the other, I absolutely get why they benched him.
Having to watch this game in fake AI branded anime feels like class warfare. Thanks, NFL/Disney!
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Having to watch this game in fake AI branded anime feels like class warfare. Thanks, NFL/Disney!
Real Madrid already giving up on Xabi? Lol. Zidane must’ve mentioned he’s bored.
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Real Madrid already giving up on Xabi? Lol. Zidane must’ve mentioned he’s bored.
Inter Miami owner just said he’s taking the team out tonight, “Miami style.” He has to mean cocaine, right?
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Inter Miami owner just said he’s taking the team out tonight, “Miami style.” He has to mean cocaine, right?
Unreal touch and volley by Messi For the assist to seal MLS Cup. This man is still an absolute menace.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Unreal touch and volley by Messi For the assist to seal MLS Cup. This man is still an absolute menace.
Lewankdowski with the worst penalty Ive ever seen?
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Lewankdowski with the worst penalty Ive ever seen?
As good as Rashford has been for Barcelona, Raphinha opens up so much with his running and his passing. What a player!
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
As good as Rashford has been for Barcelona, Raphinha opens up so much with his running and his passing. What a player!
Watching the Eagles is just brutal. Play calling is boring, predictable, and ineffective. Players lack confidence. Any time things start to look up, there’s a penalty. Their defense keeps them in every game but the most expensive offense ever runs like an old golf cart.
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Watching the Eagles is just brutal. Play calling is boring, predictable, and ineffective. Players lack confidence. Any time things start to look up, there’s a penalty. Their defense keeps them in every game but the most expensive offense ever runs like an old golf cart.
Frankly, it defies all logic that this hasn’t happened to Neuer more frequently
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Frankly, it defies all logic that this hasn’t happened to Neuer more frequently
Liverpool are broken but Szoboszlai is an absolute dawg.
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Liverpool are broken but Szoboszlai is an absolute dawg.
Sure, I’ve got flaws but at least I’m not one of the people in Wout Weghorst’s life that’s letting him go outside with that hair.
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Sure, I’ve got flaws but at least I’m not one of the people in Wout Weghorst’s life that’s letting him go outside with that hair.
When you having something large delivered and the quoted window is 8am-12pm the only possible arrival times are 7:50am, 12:05pm, and never, it somehow being your fault.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When you having something large delivered and the quoted window is 8am-12pm the only possible arrival times are 7:50am, 12:05pm, and never, it somehow being your fault.
Dear Nick Sirianni, Please figure out this offensive penalty bullshit. Hurts is not a 1st and 25 quarterback. —Us
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Dear Nick Sirianni, Please figure out this offensive penalty bullshit. Hurts is not a 1st and 25 quarterback. —Us
Sweet lord, Nakobe Dean! That man has a family!
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Sweet lord, Nakobe Dean! That man has a family!
Dallas just handing the game to the Eagles is objectively wonderful and hysterical. Genuinely can’t wait for analysts next July to tell us this horrible Cowboys team is just one player away.
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Dallas just handing the game to the Eagles is objectively wonderful and hysterical. Genuinely can’t wait for analysts next July to tell us this horrible Cowboys team is just one player away.
My favorite NFL strategy tweak was the Eagles addressing their CB2 concerns by deciding not to let any passes reach the line of scrimmage. Go birds!
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My favorite NFL strategy tweak was the Eagles addressing their CB2 concerns by deciding not to let any passes reach the line of scrimmage. Go birds!
As an Eagles fan, 8-2 vs. this schedule is superb. When we gonna score 20 again, tho?
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
As an Eagles fan, 8-2 vs. this schedule is superb. When we gonna score 20 again, tho?
Amazing touch by Roldan on the corner to assist Morri’s goal to tie it at the death for the Sounders. What a player!
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Amazing touch by Roldan on the corner to assist Morri’s goal to tie it at the death for the Sounders. What a player!
Unreal goal by Lamine followed instantly by a comical defensive lapse. This is FC Barcelona with Eric Garcia and Ronald Araujo sharing the field.
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Unreal goal by Lamine followed instantly by a comical defensive lapse. This is FC Barcelona with Eric Garcia and Ronald Araujo sharing the field.
Rodrygo just carried the ball across the field to cut in more comfortably from the left. He’s a brilliant player but comically redundant in a team with Vini, Mbappe, and Bellingham already occupying that space.
November 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Rodrygo just carried the ball across the field to cut in more comfortably from the left. He’s a brilliant player but comically redundant in a team with Vini, Mbappe, and Bellingham already occupying that space.