@hootiewhatsit.bsky.social
Owls, reality teev, and laughing at my own jokes. For entertainment purposes only.
Hot libs, rise up.
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hot libs, rise up.
This is me now
September 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
This is me now
Rejected. Ouch.
June 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Rejected. Ouch.
A warm welcome to our new robot vacuum, Joe Dirt!
June 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A warm welcome to our new robot vacuum, Joe Dirt!
More owl legs
May 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
More owl legs
No context notes app
April 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Not naming her Sammi Sweetheart is my biggest regret. 💔 #sweetestbyoullevermeet
April 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Not naming her Sammi Sweetheart is my biggest regret. 💔 #sweetestbyoullevermeet
How I sleep knowing I could have probably had kids but opted not to in order to protect them from a world run by fascist dictators.
January 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
How I sleep knowing I could have probably had kids but opted not to in order to protect them from a world run by fascist dictators.
December 15, 2024 at 4:55 PM