@hootieblowsfish.bsky.social
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a fruit vendor of middle eastern heritage using his bare hands to show that he’s 1000 times tougher than every AR-15 owner combined.
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a fruit vendor of middle eastern heritage using his bare hands to show that he’s 1000 times tougher than every AR-15 owner combined.
Nothing to see here. Just a grown ass man in Target with the sense of humor of a 12-year old.
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Nothing to see here. Just a grown ass man in Target with the sense of humor of a 12-year old.
Happy anniversary to that time that Spider-Man couldn’t contain himself before the Macy’s parade and just had to eat Uncle Sam’s booty like groceries.
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Happy anniversary to that time that Spider-Man couldn’t contain himself before the Macy’s parade and just had to eat Uncle Sam’s booty like groceries.
OK, I’ll play, JD: show me five. Out of the “30 million illegal immigrants” you claim were taking houses, find me just five that were able to get a mortgage and buy a home. I’ll wait.
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
OK, I’ll play, JD: show me five. Out of the “30 million illegal immigrants” you claim were taking houses, find me just five that were able to get a mortgage and buy a home. I’ll wait.
We now go live to our exclusive interview with the jury foreman, explaining their decision:
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We now go live to our exclusive interview with the jury foreman, explaining their decision:
When the stripper refuses to lose the G string
October 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When the stripper refuses to lose the G string
October 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
October 5, 2025 at 10:36 AM
My thoughts are with you at this difficult time, @myfriendkatye.bsky.social
September 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My thoughts are with you at this difficult time, @myfriendkatye.bsky.social
This you?
September 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This you?
YOU’RE FIRED
August 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
YOU’RE FIRED
DINO RINO
August 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
DINO RINO
Congratulations on ending democracy because you thought Biden controlled egg prices
August 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Congratulations on ending democracy because you thought Biden controlled egg prices
Donald Trump would like to know why museums dedicated to archiving history never have anything about the future
August 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Donald Trump would like to know why museums dedicated to archiving history never have anything about the future
(And in just three days)
August 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
(And in just three days)
A play in three acts
August 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
A play in three acts
It’s so weird. It’s like Trump got elected and suddenly decided to start doing ALL THE FUCKING THINGS WE WARNED YOU HE WOULD DO BEFORE THE ELECTION YOU ASSHATS
July 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It’s so weird. It’s like Trump got elected and suddenly decided to start doing ALL THE FUCKING THINGS WE WARNED YOU HE WOULD DO BEFORE THE ELECTION YOU ASSHATS
I'M GONNA CALL YOU PRIVATE CATTURD
June 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I'M GONNA CALL YOU PRIVATE CATTURD
YOU’RE IN CHARGE OF DOGE NOW
June 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
YOU’RE IN CHARGE OF DOGE NOW
“No Pope. Pepsi.”
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“No Pope. Pepsi.”
It’s nice that so many people are coming around to the reality that the emperor has no clothes, but Jesus Christ could you maybe have taken the time to figure it out BEFORE the election?
April 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It’s nice that so many people are coming around to the reality that the emperor has no clothes, but Jesus Christ could you maybe have taken the time to figure it out BEFORE the election?
When you're an AP headline writer but also super horny for shark porn
April 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
When you're an AP headline writer but also super horny for shark porn