Hooplalala
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A beer-fueled burner for launching Houston Rockets hot takes into the void 🏀 🚀
Glad I tuned in just in time for Houston to fall apart. Still think they can right the ship, but this might just be a schedule loss. Too many guys out
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Glad I tuned in just in time for Houston to fall apart. Still think they can right the ship, but this might just be a schedule loss. Too many guys out
Jabari on both ends 💪
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Jabari on both ends 💪
Amen Thompson is the kind of athlete whose highlights are way better to watch in real time instead of slow motion, because the most jaw dropping thing about it is the speed 🚀
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Amen Thompson is the kind of athlete whose highlights are way better to watch in real time instead of slow motion, because the most jaw dropping thing about it is the speed 🚀
The only king I recognize on the court
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The only king I recognize on the court
Also, he just straight up outplayed Steph Curry in a meaningful game. The confidence boost from that has to be insane. Happy Thanksgiving young man 🦃
I didn’t think Reed Sheppard was that guy, but he is, in fact, that guy 🚀🚀
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Also, he just straight up outplayed Steph Curry in a meaningful game. The confidence boost from that has to be insane. Happy Thanksgiving young man 🦃
I didn’t think Reed Sheppard was that guy, but he is, in fact, that guy 🚀🚀
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I didn’t think Reed Sheppard was that guy, but he is, in fact, that guy 🚀🚀
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November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Reed hit those closing FT’s in front of a lot of empty seats 👀
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Reed hit those closing FT’s in front of a lot of empty seats 👀
Cut from Jabari stealing the ball to close out to Steph in the tunnel 🤌
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Cut from Jabari stealing the ball to close out to Steph in the tunnel 🤌
With Reed making 1 of 2 to hit 100 points, Lawler’s Law is now in play
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
With Reed making 1 of 2 to hit 100 points, Lawler’s Law is now in play
How you doing Phoenix?
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
How you doing Phoenix?
Don’t tell me Amen shoots better when concussed
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Don’t tell me Amen shoots better when concussed
Amen smells blood in the water
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Amen smells blood in the water
Houston’s offense is on life support. Put JD Davison back in until Reed has a rest
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Houston’s offense is on life support. Put JD Davison back in until Reed has a rest
The NBC 🏀 halftime show with the dudes standing instead of sitting is awkward as hell. Get them a desk!
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The NBC 🏀 halftime show with the dudes standing instead of sitting is awkward as hell. Get them a desk!
Nothing but respect for the Dillon Brooks revenge game 🫡
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Nothing but respect for the Dillon Brooks revenge game 🫡
JABARI TOOK A SOUL 💥
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
JABARI TOOK A SOUL 💥
JD Davison is a real NBA player. Calling it now. Great D on Booker so far
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
JD Davison is a real NBA player. Calling it now. Great D on Booker so far
So I guess it’s Reed Sheppard then 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So I guess it’s Reed Sheppard then 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
This is the energy I’m bringing to the weekend
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This is the energy I’m bringing to the weekend
Possibly the Rockets best win of the season so far. National TV win against a great team. Shout out to Jabari leading the team in +\- with a +10 in a 10 point win. Competitiveness, defense, and spacing 🚀
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Possibly the Rockets best win of the season so far. National TV win against a great team. Shout out to Jabari leading the team in +\- with a +10 in a 10 point win. Competitiveness, defense, and spacing 🚀