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@hoooolyyshiiiiittt.bsky.social
I have pronouns and I’m old and I play videogames only sometimes now. I love my partner and I like chicken
roommate’s cats
January 27, 2026 at 11:07 AM
roommate’s cats
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Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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You can wishlist my brand new upcoming game Dash'n'Drops!
💾Build your own moveset
⏱️Max your stats in 5 minutes
👿Defeat Mighty corrupted Bosses
#wishlistwednesday
💾Build your own moveset
⏱️Max your stats in 5 minutes
👿Defeat Mighty corrupted Bosses
#wishlistwednesday
January 21, 2026 at 8:08 PM
You can wishlist my brand new upcoming game Dash'n'Drops!
💾Build your own moveset
⏱️Max your stats in 5 minutes
👿Defeat Mighty corrupted Bosses
#wishlistwednesday
💾Build your own moveset
⏱️Max your stats in 5 minutes
👿Defeat Mighty corrupted Bosses
#wishlistwednesday
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heartwarming queer rep in silksong: the stinky chef that slams their big booty and throws maggot infested shit around is nonbinary
September 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
heartwarming queer rep in silksong: the stinky chef that slams their big booty and throws maggot infested shit around is nonbinary
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Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
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Anarchist revolutionary gamer refuses to click Save State option in emulator
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Anarchist revolutionary gamer refuses to click Save State option in emulator
everything sucks but playing kirby games with my partner has been pretty cool
January 21, 2026 at 5:41 PM
everything sucks but playing kirby games with my partner has been pretty cool
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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October 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
i love finding my files in kaggle kernels
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
i love finding my files in kaggle kernels
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Tell Yoshi PINGAS story now
January 9, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Tell Yoshi PINGAS story now
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it's crazy how many statements by elected democrats on the Venezuela stuff are like "wow that was freaking awesome. unfortunately, however, you didn't ask for my permission to do it (would have said yes btw)"
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
it's crazy how many statements by elected democrats on the Venezuela stuff are like "wow that was freaking awesome. unfortunately, however, you didn't ask for my permission to do it (would have said yes btw)"
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US servicemen are all Nazis - this is a good time to remember. Graham Platner is the norm. The next generation of Platner's are now invading Venezuela and will cry about it in 20 years that they were victims. Resistance against US soldiers is right and good!
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
US servicemen are all Nazis - this is a good time to remember. Graham Platner is the norm. The next generation of Platner's are now invading Venezuela and will cry about it in 20 years that they were victims. Resistance against US soldiers is right and good!
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If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
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Happy 67th anniversary of the Triumph of the Revolution!
Read Fidel’s UN speech
archive.org/details/Spee...
Read Fidel’s UN speech
archive.org/details/Spee...
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Happy 67th anniversary of the Triumph of the Revolution!
Read Fidel’s UN speech
archive.org/details/Spee...
Read Fidel’s UN speech
archive.org/details/Spee...
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my fanart of rick the hamster from kirby dreaming of chicken
December 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
my fanart of rick the hamster from kirby dreaming of chicken
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When I was a kid I used to bring Wario over to this spot and pretend he lived here
December 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
When I was a kid I used to bring Wario over to this spot and pretend he lived here
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