unic(wh)or(e)n
@hoofjob.bsky.social
where the sleazy shit goes. dont talk about fight club. 🔞 he/she.
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have a nice week diaper boy
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
have a nice week diaper boy
i have such an intense sexual fixation on Nerds
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
i have such an intense sexual fixation on Nerds
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[mild zootopia spoilers]
pawbert is fixable. i could fix him
pawbert is fixable. i could fix him
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
[mild zootopia spoilers]
pawbert is fixable. i could fix him
pawbert is fixable. i could fix him
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December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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don'tcha just love it when vacations come with little extras to really get you comfortable?
#TFEveryday
#TFEveryday
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
don'tcha just love it when vacations come with little extras to really get you comfortable?
#TFEveryday
#TFEveryday
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He's really hoping you can look past any awkward distractions and take his advice seriously.
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
He's really hoping you can look past any awkward distractions and take his advice seriously.
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Im back! As part of my suspension mart had to go to an inspection facility to ensure they don't break any site rules...
not too sure if they passed, but they seem to have enjoyed their stay!
not too sure if they passed, but they seem to have enjoyed their stay!
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Im back! As part of my suspension mart had to go to an inspection facility to ensure they don't break any site rules...
not too sure if they passed, but they seem to have enjoyed their stay!
not too sure if they passed, but they seem to have enjoyed their stay!
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Useful Trainer 💦
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Useful Trainer 💦
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November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I gotta be a good gatito and milk @d-o-g-y.bsky.social regularly to keep him healthy~
Good thing I'm insatiable 😻🥛🐮💦
(Drawn in July 2024)
Good thing I'm insatiable 😻🥛🐮💦
(Drawn in July 2024)
February 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I gotta be a good gatito and milk @d-o-g-y.bsky.social regularly to keep him healthy~
Good thing I'm insatiable 😻🥛🐮💦
(Drawn in July 2024)
Good thing I'm insatiable 😻🥛🐮💦
(Drawn in July 2024)
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HUFF MY SWOLE PITS, NERD!! @sniffur.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
HUFF MY SWOLE PITS, NERD!! @sniffur.bsky.social
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ahhh samuel sasquatch, my favorite character from that penguin g- wait what the fuck
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
ahhh samuel sasquatch, my favorite character from that penguin g- wait what the fuck
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Once again I am thinking about the time I was explaining to Sharpy how much I loved toon shapes and they responded with an attempt on my life
January 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Once again I am thinking about the time I was explaining to Sharpy how much I loved toon shapes and they responded with an attempt on my life
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Phenex and me-.. I mean, Luxuria, from Kings of Hell.
This is a canon scenario, according to @strawberryoctii.bsky.social
patreon.com/daftpatriot
This is a canon scenario, according to @strawberryoctii.bsky.social
patreon.com/daftpatriot
August 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Phenex and me-.. I mean, Luxuria, from Kings of Hell.
This is a canon scenario, according to @strawberryoctii.bsky.social
patreon.com/daftpatriot
This is a canon scenario, according to @strawberryoctii.bsky.social
patreon.com/daftpatriot
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And an indulgent alt version
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
And an indulgent alt version
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POV you are a going to suffocate 🦅
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
POV you are a going to suffocate 🦅
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Some variety of good boy.
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Some variety of good boy.
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Poor puppy has his stats maxed out already from being an alpha. Doesn’t know how to control his crazy libido that’s meant to breed a whole pack.
Better help him out or he’ll continue to shoot gallons of pre onto your carpet
Better help him out or he’ll continue to shoot gallons of pre onto your carpet
November 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Poor puppy has his stats maxed out already from being an alpha. Doesn’t know how to control his crazy libido that’s meant to breed a whole pack.
Better help him out or he’ll continue to shoot gallons of pre onto your carpet
Better help him out or he’ll continue to shoot gallons of pre onto your carpet
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Cereal mascots in big poofy diapers? Yes please!
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Cereal mascots in big poofy diapers? Yes please!
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javs: here's a drawing from december 2017 of me n @lebaron.bsky.social doing what dogs do best (terrorizing the local cat population) 🐺🙀🐶
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
javs: here's a drawing from december 2017 of me n @lebaron.bsky.social doing what dogs do best (terrorizing the local cat population) 🐺🙀🐶