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1990s too. I distinctly remember going into a record store and singing “hey yahh yeah yeah yeah, hey yah yeah” and trying to buy the four non blondes song.
August 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
1990s too. I distinctly remember going into a record store and singing “hey yahh yeah yeah yeah, hey yah yeah” and trying to buy the four non blondes song.
The correct term is alligator auschwitz. Don’t play on their terms. Highlight it for what it is.
July 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The correct term is alligator auschwitz. Don’t play on their terms. Highlight it for what it is.
No, he said he would be “releasing countries”, which is a meaningless statement of drivel. Your headline would be more accurate if you said “Dementia J Trump rambled about nonsense”
July 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
No, he said he would be “releasing countries”, which is a meaningless statement of drivel. Your headline would be more accurate if you said “Dementia J Trump rambled about nonsense”
And god also killed dozens of children. Maybe we should stop the religious bullshit.
July 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
And god also killed dozens of children. Maybe we should stop the religious bullshit.
You’re being way too kind
July 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You’re being way too kind
Bullshit Barbie strikes again.
July 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Bullshit Barbie strikes again.
“Natalie!!!! Get me my crayons!!!!”
July 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Natalie!!!! Get me my crayons!!!!”
We’re not under assault
July 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We’re not under assault
And if he loses he’ll claim it’s rigged. Because he’s a fucking fool
July 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
And if he loses he’ll claim it’s rigged. Because he’s a fucking fool
Are we great again?
July 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Are we great again?
Also, Streisand effect???? No one watches CNN anymore. But now everyone knows about this
July 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Also, Streisand effect???? No one watches CNN anymore. But now everyone knows about this
I couldn’t imagine being such an asshole to someone in an airport. The talent should just record them and shame them publicly
July 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I couldn’t imagine being such an asshole to someone in an airport. The talent should just record them and shame them publicly
“Please save the country from the destruction I am intentionally causing and could have single handedly avoided” - Lisa Murkowski
July 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“Please save the country from the destruction I am intentionally causing and could have single handedly avoided” - Lisa Murkowski
Natalie!!!!! Get me my crayons!!!!!!!
July 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Natalie!!!!! Get me my crayons!!!!!!!
But she was literally the deciding vote. If she voted against it, she wouldn’t have had to worry about getting pork for her state
July 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
But she was literally the deciding vote. If she voted against it, she wouldn’t have had to worry about getting pork for her state
I appreciate the judge’s adherence to procedure and rule of law, but I don’t see a good outcome here
June 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I appreciate the judge’s adherence to procedure and rule of law, but I don’t see a good outcome here
Big fan of you. Delete this before it becomes viral.
June 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Big fan of you. Delete this before it becomes viral.
I remember that from working there for over a decade. The absolute worst
June 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I remember that from working there for over a decade. The absolute worst
I hope MJF approved that. Otherwise, very poor timing
June 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I hope MJF approved that. Otherwise, very poor timing
She has to do the investigation. That’s the problem.
June 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
She has to do the investigation. That’s the problem.
I’m just outside NYC and can confirm the first part.
June 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m just outside NYC and can confirm the first part.