Men seemed so bothered by the “I’m just a girl” as if we haven’t all been forced to hear “boys will be boys” for generations.

Honey you tits aren’t drooping, your shoulders are just in the wrong place. I’ll hold them up for you either way

I often see indie games in development with fantastic movement and parkour, but i always notice the developers seem to have forgotten something very crutial:

Where is the little guy? The funny blorbo? I can't eat this movement tech without the creature! What of the beast?!

Who wants to experience quantum entanglement with me

Rings of power? More like the ring of my power bottom

I need another app to add pokes so I can fully abandon meta

I love making anything using a wooden spoon. Feeling like a cottage witch whore

I wish they made chicken nuggets in the shape of smiley fries

I go to concerts without my glasses on and tell everyone I'm seeing Blur

All this bush and no one to brush it for me

Cock 😒👎🤢

Gock 😏🙏🥵