honkey kong country
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a shuffling form, alive despite itself 🏴
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was just reminded that there was a guy named sio bibble in the phantom menace. i'm here to take the stance that maybe, just maybe, there shouldn't have been
October 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
was just reminded that there was a guy named sio bibble in the phantom menace. i'm here to take the stance that maybe, just maybe, there shouldn't have been
so this plane transforms into a robot, huh. and so does this truck. i see. oh look, it's a tapedeck. what does it turn into? another goddammed robot! life is a prison
February 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
so this plane transforms into a robot, huh. and so does this truck. i see. oh look, it's a tapedeck. what does it turn into? another goddammed robot! life is a prison
"the hardest thing in this world is to be a white person who's listening to reggae and not doing the accent" - buffy summers
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"the hardest thing in this world is to be a white person who's listening to reggae and not doing the accent" - buffy summers
the super bowel
February 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
the super bowel
go teams
February 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
go teams
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the film madam web taught me that it's easier to commit grand theft auto multiple times than it is to open a single can of soda
February 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
the film madam web taught me that it's easier to commit grand theft auto multiple times than it is to open a single can of soda
reaping what i sow? sorry, not for me
February 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
reaping what i sow? sorry, not for me
feelin brand old
February 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
feelin brand old
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just fired a beam at your dad
February 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
just fired a beam at your dad
shit is straight fucked. here's what to know:
February 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
shit is straight fucked. here's what to know:
here, have an andy serkis head
February 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
here, have an andy serkis head
experiencing eternal bij rn
February 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
experiencing eternal bij rn
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jack nicholson copied being from new jersey from me
February 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
jack nicholson copied being from new jersey from me
the film madam web taught me that it's easier to commit grand theft auto multiple times than it is to open a single can of soda
February 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
the film madam web taught me that it's easier to commit grand theft auto multiple times than it is to open a single can of soda
jack nicholson copied being from new jersey from me
February 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
jack nicholson copied being from new jersey from me
just fired a beam at your dad
February 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
just fired a beam at your dad
groove is not actually in the heart. it can be found in the lymphatic system
February 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
groove is not actually in the heart. it can be found in the lymphatic system
me and the boys blasting fetty wap from a shitty jbl speaker as we are slaughtered by DOGE child soldiers
February 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
me and the boys blasting fetty wap from a shitty jbl speaker as we are slaughtered by DOGE child soldiers
penis brittle
February 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
penis brittle
your mother and i just took a flying fuck at the moon
February 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
your mother and i just took a flying fuck at the moon
help i'm trapped in your phone and i need 200,000 bucks in venmo moneys to get out, please hurry there's no air in here, just selfies and pics of your cat
February 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
help i'm trapped in your phone and i need 200,000 bucks in venmo moneys to get out, please hurry there's no air in here, just selfies and pics of your cat
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pussy got me making donald duck noises
July 10, 2024 at 3:52 AM
pussy got me making donald duck noises
how we doing on the 'don these days
January 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
how we doing on the 'don these days
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releasing plague rats into the criterion closet
September 8, 2024 at 12:38 AM
releasing plague rats into the criterion closet
i tried to get into rhythm games back in the wii era, but i stopped when i realized i could have the best of both worlds by just listening to cool tunes while playing a video game that's actually fun
August 20, 2024 at 3:14 AM
i tried to get into rhythm games back in the wii era, but i stopped when i realized i could have the best of both worlds by just listening to cool tunes while playing a video game that's actually fun