Trying out caption making for a change! If you guys are into it, I might cook up some more... ✨

Looks like big bro forgot to tell the Ditto not to perform any of their "secret transformations" after the transfer. 💧

Surprisingly, she doesn't get mad. If anything, she's a little too nice! Stares at you with this strange smile, too. Says everything will be okay, that they'll find it eventually. "Now come sit in my lap, honey, I've got something to teach you..."

You search the entire house for hours to no avail, looking on every corner — until terrified of what she'll say to you, having lost your first 'Mon so early in, you slowly walk on over to your mother to ask for help ...

He'd left decades ago to become a trainer. He said that, out there, having a mimicry Pokémon turn into any other is far more valuable than a basic starter...

But — ditzy idiot you are... Not even an hour in and you've completely lost track of where that Pokémon of yours went!

What's worse, they've got a focus group lined up not soon after. The marketing wants to make sure those chest-cranked titsliders will appeal to the target demo...

Before they know it, they've just agreed to record a photoshoot of their low-poly likenesses to be paired up with a girthy slab of meat, those salacious images plastered on gaming magazine ads across the country.

The actors for the titular characters of this Final Fantasy game are called into a marketing meeting. Apparently this game needs an "angle" to it, photoshoots needed to appeal to an edgier audience. Not paying attention, they just sign the contract and leave. They're busy people!

Recently, this "Tomb Raider" game has been making the grounds for having the First Female Character in Gaming (though those hormonal players only noticed this little factoid because of her high-poly rendered tits...)

She deflects most of the ceaseless flirting, but eventually, she gets worn down just enough for him to find an opening.

Sigh... It's not like she can afford to lose this gig. She's doing this for Pearlie... 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁?

So, he puts on a relative nobody to the task - some ladies' man DJ from Splatsville that's a hit with the youth. Marina tries her best to keep it professional, 'course. Though their dynamic is very "will they, won't they", this Inkling is dead-set that they've got to play it up for the cameras...

One issue, though. Her producer is extremely insistent on finding her a different co-host. Her and Pearlie's energy is a little bit... intense. Already taking a chance on her (the first Octoling idol on air) he wouldn't want to risk scandal by putting the couple on national TV.

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hyper , dubcon , incest , cheating , monster fucking , pokephilia , manipulation , discrimination , small creatures with huge dongs , and generally strange character picks

all characters are +18 , and you should be too .