Her Safari Zone co-workers decided to prank the new hire by demanding she doll up in an Eevee costume a little too tight-fitting for her own body. They probably didn't expect that pint-sized Poke-stud to react this well to it...

[CW: Orientation play]

Turns out that Boykisser you were planning to hook up with was hiding a little secret... You can still make it work, right? Or are you too much of a fag for her?

#captions #goonsky

People must really like Street Fighter if they're buying the Chun-Li skin so much, right...?

That's why they added her to the island as an NPC in the latest update! She's not all that interested in fighting, though. Who wants to shoot bullets when you can shoot ropes instead?

"Hey. You, there. You've been in the Mii Maker for like, an hour already. Think you could speed it up?!"

The Mii you've made scowls, sensing through the IR camera the heat in your loins you've been taking care of for the past hour.

"And if you could not crank the ass slider all the way up..."

Meowscles made sure to teach his daughter right. Fully sheltered, she didn't know the first thing about sex... It was to keep her safe!

But when she decided to join her college's cheerleading auditions, he was so excited to help her train!

She's gonna need a ton of cardio...

Looks like big bro forgot to tell the Ditto not to perform any of their "secret transformations" after the transfer. 💧

You search the entire house for hours to no avail, looking on every corner — until terrified of what she'll say to you, having lost your first 'Mon so early in, you slowly walk on over to your mother to ask for help ...

𝗠𝘆 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗗𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗼 [1/5]

You're so excited to finally get your very first Pokémon — been waiting for this day since you were young! Unfortunately, it wasn't as ceremonious as going to one of those Pokélabs and getting one from the professor: this Ditto was a hand-me-down from your older brother.

What's worse, they've got a focus group lined up not soon after. The marketing wants to make sure those chest-cranked titsliders will appeal to the target demo...

Before they know it, they've just agreed to record a photoshoot of their low-poly likenesses to be paired up with a girthy slab of meat, those salacious images plastered on gaming magazine ads across the country.

Recently, this "Tomb Raider" game has been making the grounds for having the First Female Character in Gaming (though those hormonal players only noticed this little factoid because of her high-poly rendered tits...)

𝗧𝗶𝗳𝗮 & 𝗔𝗲𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗵'𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗹 [1/5]

It's the turn of the millenium, and a brand new game for the cutting edge "Play Station 1" is just about to release! And just as fast growing as new video game technology is the marketing for it, which has grown far edgier and more risqué with every release.

She deflects most of the ceaseless flirting, but eventually, she gets worn down just enough for him to find an opening.

Sigh... It's not like she can afford to lose this gig. She's doing this for Pearlie... 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁?

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗮'𝘀 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸 [1/4]

Very generously, the TV network granted the up-and-coming pop star a prime-time spot on Inkopolis TV as a news anchor! Marina's so happy she can't even contain herself - Pearlie and her had been fighting to get this gig for 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀! And now that the Squid Sisters retired...

𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 - 𝗽𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘀 - 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴

𝓪 serving plate of short-but-sweet
smut scenes from a cast of varied
characters 、with strange kinks and
contrived dynamics . because what's
the point in fantasizing if no one's
there to hear it .