PrimevalParakeet
honiebonie.bsky.social
PrimevalParakeet
@honiebonie.bsky.social
📇 Author
📽️ Filmmaker
🎯 Game maker
🍄 Forager
🇳🇴 Currently
🇬🇧🇨🇦 Formerly
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In fourth grade my teacher told me I could become whatever I wanted. So I became unemployable
Doing a quick productivity stream while writing, if anyone needs company come hang out www.twitch.tv/primevalpara...
PrimevalParakeet - Twitch
productivity stream because how else am i going to force myself to write
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I just love it when I can’t sleep
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Me: i hear you have an office cat, can i have a job please?
Them: the cat isn’t here anymore but you can come in for a coffee?
Me: ugh fine
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The fun thing about being autistic at an all day theatre event, is that you’re surrounded by other autistic people who are also really into theatre
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Doing another productivity stream, come hang out 💙 www.twitch.tv/primevalpara...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Doing a little co-working/productivity stream, come hang out www.twitch.tv/primevalpara...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Yes hi hello i am an AUTHOR
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Accidentally dressing like Bobby from supernatural a little too often: a memoir
November 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Me learning c++:

🤔🤯😫🙁🤷🤨🤢🤮🫩😯😲Ok i finally get it but my god it hurts
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Reposted by PrimevalParakeet
Want to support trans authors? Fancy filling your e-reader/computer/phone with stories featuring badass trans folk?

Well, in that case, I have a bundle for you! $35 for 32 books, including Blood on the Snow, the first book of my queer Gothic gaslamp fantasy serial

itch.io/b/3352/trans...
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Nobody Wants This S2 E1 is… not good
October 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’m not at all developing a rom com with Angelina Jolie and Gillian Anderson as dream cast noooooo why would I do such a thing
October 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I burnt my tongue on bad coffee while existing under fascism fml
October 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
It’s a WHAT EVEN IS THIS kind of writing day
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
They Tim Walzed Travis Kelce
October 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Skal på operasjonsbordet i morra

Hvilket betyr at jeg ikke får gjort en jævla dritt før det er over
October 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If anyone’s wondering, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is not aging well.
October 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So I’m even further away from ever buying an EA game
September 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Når du ser folk i kiwiuniform som handler på extra
September 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Nobody Wants This is in a way charming but it’s also aggressively beige. I mean…
a woman says " trust me that 's netflix " in front of her face
ALT: a woman says " trust me that 's netflix " in front of her face
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
People keep looking at my chest. Can’t figure out why
September 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Så en cybertruck på bislett. Informerte min bibelbelte-mor om at hvis vi så den igjen så kom jeg til å gi den fingeren.

Min mor:
a man in a suit and tie is holding his eyes closed and saying `` i get it '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his eyes closed and saying `` i get it '' .
media.tenor.com
September 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
19 year old likely voted into parliament in Norway for the Green Party #valg

www.nrk.no/vestland/fro...
Frøya Skjold Sjursæther (19) frå Miljøpartiet Dei Grøne blir tidenes yngste stortingsrepresentant
– Det er utruleg stas, ei enorm tillitserklæring og ei oppgåve som eg gler meg til å ta fatt på, seier Sjursæther.
www.nrk.no
September 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Gonna listen to some hozier and write some romantasy
September 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM