PrimevalParakeet
@honiebonie.bsky.social
📇 Author
📽️ Filmmaker
🎯 Game maker
🍄 Forager
🇳🇴 Currently
🇬🇧🇨🇦 Formerly
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📽️ Filmmaker
🎯 Game maker
🍄 Forager
🇳🇴 Currently
🇬🇧🇨🇦 Formerly
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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PrimevalParakeet
@honiebonie.bsky.social
· Apr 18
In fourth grade my teacher told me I could become whatever I wanted. So I became unemployable
Doing a quick productivity stream while writing, if anyone needs company come hang out www.twitch.tv/primevalpara...
PrimevalParakeet - Twitch
productivity stream because how else am i going to force myself to write
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Doing a quick productivity stream while writing, if anyone needs company come hang out www.twitch.tv/primevalpara...
I just love it when I can’t sleep
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I just love it when I can’t sleep
Me: i hear you have an office cat, can i have a job please?
Them: the cat isn’t here anymore but you can come in for a coffee?
Me: ugh fine
Them: the cat isn’t here anymore but you can come in for a coffee?
Me: ugh fine
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Me: i hear you have an office cat, can i have a job please?
Them: the cat isn’t here anymore but you can come in for a coffee?
Me: ugh fine
Them: the cat isn’t here anymore but you can come in for a coffee?
Me: ugh fine
The fun thing about being autistic at an all day theatre event, is that you’re surrounded by other autistic people who are also really into theatre
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The fun thing about being autistic at an all day theatre event, is that you’re surrounded by other autistic people who are also really into theatre
Doing another productivity stream, come hang out 💙 www.twitch.tv/primevalpara...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Doing another productivity stream, come hang out 💙 www.twitch.tv/primevalpara...
Doing a little co-working/productivity stream, come hang out www.twitch.tv/primevalpara...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Doing a little co-working/productivity stream, come hang out www.twitch.tv/primevalpara...
Yes hi hello i am an AUTHOR
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Yes hi hello i am an AUTHOR
Accidentally dressing like Bobby from supernatural a little too often: a memoir
November 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Accidentally dressing like Bobby from supernatural a little too often: a memoir
Me learning c++:
🤔🤯😫🙁🤷🤨🤢🤮😯😲Ok i finally get it but my god it hurts
🤔🤯😫🙁🤷🤨🤢🤮😯😲Ok i finally get it but my god it hurts
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Me learning c++:
🤔🤯😫🙁🤷🤨🤢🤮😯😲Ok i finally get it but my god it hurts
🤔🤯😫🙁🤷🤨🤢🤮😯😲Ok i finally get it but my god it hurts
Reposted by PrimevalParakeet
Want to support trans authors? Fancy filling your e-reader/computer/phone with stories featuring badass trans folk?
Well, in that case, I have a bundle for you! $35 for 32 books, including Blood on the Snow, the first book of my queer Gothic gaslamp fantasy serial
itch.io/b/3352/trans...
Well, in that case, I have a bundle for you! $35 for 32 books, including Blood on the Snow, the first book of my queer Gothic gaslamp fantasy serial
itch.io/b/3352/trans...
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Want to support trans authors? Fancy filling your e-reader/computer/phone with stories featuring badass trans folk?
Well, in that case, I have a bundle for you! $35 for 32 books, including Blood on the Snow, the first book of my queer Gothic gaslamp fantasy serial
itch.io/b/3352/trans...
Well, in that case, I have a bundle for you! $35 for 32 books, including Blood on the Snow, the first book of my queer Gothic gaslamp fantasy serial
itch.io/b/3352/trans...
Nobody Wants This S2 E1 is… not good
October 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Nobody Wants This S2 E1 is… not good
I’m not at all developing a rom com with Angelina Jolie and Gillian Anderson as dream cast noooooo why would I do such a thing
October 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I’m not at all developing a rom com with Angelina Jolie and Gillian Anderson as dream cast noooooo why would I do such a thing
I burnt my tongue on bad coffee while existing under fascism fml
October 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I burnt my tongue on bad coffee while existing under fascism fml
It’s a WHAT EVEN IS THIS kind of writing day
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It’s a WHAT EVEN IS THIS kind of writing day
They Tim Walzed Travis Kelce
October 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
They Tim Walzed Travis Kelce
Skal på operasjonsbordet i morra
Hvilket betyr at jeg ikke får gjort en jævla dritt før det er over
Hvilket betyr at jeg ikke får gjort en jævla dritt før det er over
October 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Skal på operasjonsbordet i morra
Hvilket betyr at jeg ikke får gjort en jævla dritt før det er over
Hvilket betyr at jeg ikke får gjort en jævla dritt før det er over
If anyone’s wondering, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is not aging well.
October 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If anyone’s wondering, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is not aging well.
So I’m even further away from ever buying an EA game
September 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
So I’m even further away from ever buying an EA game
Når du ser folk i kiwiuniform som handler på extra
September 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Når du ser folk i kiwiuniform som handler på extra
All i want is youtube.com/@rescuevet on @nebula.tv please and thank you
Rescue Vet
Dr Scott Miller, formerly the Vet on the Hill, is now the Rescue Vet. If you love heartfelt stories of rescue pets, need a quick how to guide and top tips to care for your pet, or simply enjoy a laugh...
youtube.com
September 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
All i want is youtube.com/@rescuevet on @nebula.tv please and thank you
Nobody Wants This is in a way charming but it’s also aggressively beige. I mean…
a woman says " trust me that 's netflix " in front of her face
ALT: a woman says " trust me that 's netflix " in front of her face
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Nobody Wants This is in a way charming but it’s also aggressively beige. I mean…
People keep looking at my chest. Can’t figure out why
September 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
People keep looking at my chest. Can’t figure out why
Så en cybertruck på bislett. Informerte min bibelbelte-mor om at hvis vi så den igjen så kom jeg til å gi den fingeren.
Min mor:
Min mor:
a man in a suit and tie is holding his eyes closed and saying `` i get it '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his eyes closed and saying `` i get it '' .
media.tenor.com
September 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Så en cybertruck på bislett. Informerte min bibelbelte-mor om at hvis vi så den igjen så kom jeg til å gi den fingeren.
Min mor:
Min mor:
19 year old likely voted into parliament in Norway for the Green Party #valg
www.nrk.no/vestland/fro...
www.nrk.no/vestland/fro...
Frøya Skjold Sjursæther (19) frå Miljøpartiet Dei Grøne blir tidenes yngste stortingsrepresentant
– Det er utruleg stas, ei enorm tillitserklæring og ei oppgåve som eg gler meg til å ta fatt på, seier Sjursæther.
www.nrk.no
September 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
19 year old likely voted into parliament in Norway for the Green Party #valg
www.nrk.no/vestland/fro...
www.nrk.no/vestland/fro...
Gonna listen to some hozier and write some romantasy
September 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Gonna listen to some hozier and write some romantasy