Everyone comment something I should put in my balls pocket

Yeah I guess you could say the transition's going great since I'm getting so many ads for boxers that have a pocket for my balls

Above is a little sneak peek of some of the things that will be dropping this Friday, November 22nd, and will continue to be sold through January 2nd! Find my shop here:
peppermintlark-shop.fourthwall.com

Hey everyone! I was having trouble figuring out what I wanted to make for holiday merch, and then I remembered how I celebrated the solstice: staying up all night to see the sun rise after the longest night.

I fucking love watching tv from the early 2000s
"You're a man. There's a primal instinct in you that knows how to cook meat."

Me: hey internet why is my tinnitus getting worse
Internet: Literally Anything and Everything
Me: ....thanks

Have a pair of mermaids, as a little treat.

decouple legality from morality in your mind or stop thinking of yourself as anyone's ally. loitering is a crime. get serious

If you're feeling paralyzed and don't know where to start:

gazafunds.com has a list of families that desperately need support.

uscpr.org has tons of resources; currently I'm focused on the Joint Resolutions of Disapproval re: the TWENTY BILLION DOLLARS OF WEAPONS the US is about to send Israel

EVERYONE LOOK AT THE TINY PINEAPPLE THE FOOD PANTRY BROUGHT US

Hey new users— we’ve been trying to build a strong culture of expecting alt text. Take it from me, because I’ve heard from them: there are blind people on this app and they appreciate being included. You can also turn on a setting that prevents you from posting images without it, if you forget

Okay. Owen talking about how people don't say anything true about the dead at funerals. Is getting to me. Fuck

Tension headaches will really make trepanation sound like SUCH a good idea