First one on their headline list, which is actually surprising. Usually stuff like this is down around number 3 just under "man bowls record number of 300 games in a row"

This administration lives by the "we'll just do something more monstrous tomorrow so they forget about yesterday"

Bout to see a run of a lifetime

A walking "minor mechanical issue"

Doctor: give me one good push, im starting to see the barrel

7 teams in 16 months seems like a record?

You lucky duck