HoneyBBQbadger
@honeybbqbadger.bsky.social
Former Zookeeper. It's pronounced Haw-key. #skol
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I don't think of myself as someone who has had an exciting life but then I remember I've been bitten by a lemur
Sir, we'll be with you as soon as we can. We did not expect Trumps name to appear this many times in the Epstein files.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/n...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/n...
www.nytimes.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Sir, we'll be with you as soon as we can. We did not expect Trumps name to appear this many times in the Epstein files.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/n...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/n...
@icegov.bsky.social why did you murder that woman?
January 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
@icegov.bsky.social why did you murder that woman?
Twins front office: you can't buy championships, they need to be earned with player development and long term outlook and commitment.
Dodgers: haha money printer go brrrrrrrr
Dodgers: haha money printer go brrrrrrrr
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Twins front office: you can't buy championships, they need to be earned with player development and long term outlook and commitment.
Dodgers: haha money printer go brrrrrrrr
Dodgers: haha money printer go brrrrrrrr
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Today marks the 7th anniversary of the Minneapolis Miracle - a moment that changed Vikings fandom in a way you can't really understand if you just look at it as a divisional round victory that didn't lead to the Super Bowl.
Here it is in photos, set to Claire De Lune.
Here it is in photos, set to Claire De Lune.
January 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Today marks the 7th anniversary of the Minneapolis Miracle - a moment that changed Vikings fandom in a way you can't really understand if you just look at it as a divisional round victory that didn't lead to the Super Bowl.
Here it is in photos, set to Claire De Lune.
Here it is in photos, set to Claire De Lune.
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WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
Thinking back to the ESPN football guys (and for some reason Stephen A) picking not only the steelers but that they would score in the 20s
January 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Thinking back to the ESPN football guys (and for some reason Stephen A) picking not only the steelers but that they would score in the 20s
And with that pick, Aaron Rodgers, you ARE a 2026 Minnesota Viking
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
And with that pick, Aaron Rodgers, you ARE a 2026 Minnesota Viking
Packers lost to this
January 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Packers lost to this
Figured this was going to be the Steelers playoff slogan with Rodgers if they win tonight and keep advancing
January 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Figured this was going to be the Steelers playoff slogan with Rodgers if they win tonight and keep advancing
Time to put in that giraffe of a QB, Texans
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Time to put in that giraffe of a QB, Texans
JJ McCarthy and some firsts for Herbert. Harbaugh gets his college guy, Vikings fans dont have to watch Nine. Boom, solved
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
JJ McCarthy and some firsts for Herbert. Harbaugh gets his college guy, Vikings fans dont have to watch Nine. Boom, solved
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designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺
record: 26-14
record: 26-14
January 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺
record: 26-14
record: 26-14
Kids and I finally finished off the gold trophy, 3 star 150cc Mario kart races. It makes it so much harder when your 6 year old isn't that good yet and constantly throws blue shells at you
January 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Kids and I finally finished off the gold trophy, 3 star 150cc Mario kart races. It makes it so much harder when your 6 year old isn't that good yet and constantly throws blue shells at you
-Gov. does something illegal
- Dem promises of prosecution
-GOP deflect and justify their illegal moves
-Dems say this can't keep happening
-GOP laughs and mocks americans
-Dems ask about Epstein files
-national spineless shows allow past week lies to be repeated without pushback (we are here)
- Dem promises of prosecution
-GOP deflect and justify their illegal moves
-Dems say this can't keep happening
-GOP laughs and mocks americans
-Dems ask about Epstein files
-national spineless shows allow past week lies to be repeated without pushback (we are here)
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
-Gov. does something illegal
- Dem promises of prosecution
-GOP deflect and justify their illegal moves
-Dems say this can't keep happening
-GOP laughs and mocks americans
-Dems ask about Epstein files
-national spineless shows allow past week lies to be repeated without pushback (we are here)
- Dem promises of prosecution
-GOP deflect and justify their illegal moves
-Dems say this can't keep happening
-GOP laughs and mocks americans
-Dems ask about Epstein files
-national spineless shows allow past week lies to be repeated without pushback (we are here)
Vikings fans are rooting for Green Bay right? Bears fans would be much more annoying whereas Packer fans would just be themselves?
January 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Vikings fans are rooting for Green Bay right? Bears fans would be much more annoying whereas Packer fans would just be themselves?
Hypothetically, if one were to slip on the ice home alone style on their back and the FRONT of their rib cage hurts, is that an ER thing or just an ice pack? Again, just spit ballin some wacky scenarios
January 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Hypothetically, if one were to slip on the ice home alone style on their back and the FRONT of their rib cage hurts, is that an ER thing or just an ice pack? Again, just spit ballin some wacky scenarios
Get a load of this ESPN Timberwolves proposed trade bullshit. All for a guy who does fancy lay ups
January 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Get a load of this ESPN Timberwolves proposed trade bullshit. All for a guy who does fancy lay ups
Source: fucking Gandalf
January 8, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Source: fucking Gandalf
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Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
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NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
Pets really do become one of your children...without the back talk and complaining. Thorin brought us his favorite toy every day when we got home and wanted nothing more than to just be by us. 11 years with this goof and he held up his end of feeling like he needed to protect us every God damn day.
January 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Pets really do become one of your children...without the back talk and complaining. Thorin brought us his favorite toy every day when we got home and wanted nothing more than to just be by us. 11 years with this goof and he held up his end of feeling like he needed to protect us every God damn day.
Its a shame John Harbaugh is going to have to work his way back up by being the Vikings special teams coach in 2026
January 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Its a shame John Harbaugh is going to have to work his way back up by being the Vikings special teams coach in 2026
Down bad, im talking myself into being fine with some weird conspiracy stuff if Rodgers can do normal QB stuff that McCarthy makes look so difficult.
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Down bad, im talking myself into being fine with some weird conspiracy stuff if Rodgers can do normal QB stuff that McCarthy makes look so difficult.
Prediction: Baltimore scores and on the ensuring kickoff, it is returned for a touchdown but as he looks back, the field falls into the earth
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Prediction: Baltimore scores and on the ensuring kickoff, it is returned for a touchdown but as he looks back, the field falls into the earth