Honestly, Mjölnir.
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Honestly, Mjölnir.
@honestlymjolnir.bsky.social
Writer. Musician. Voice actor. Friend. Alt.
Helllllll yeah, dude.
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Oh. My.
October 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Unnnnf.
October 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Busy, yes, but worth it.
September 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It was almost certainly him… he lives around here.
August 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This is incredible. Are there more like it out there…?
August 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I really must make it one year.
August 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hard wood at night, morning delight!
August 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The one I run — “Metaporn”.
July 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Reposted by Honestly, Mjölnir.
I’m like that with pickles too but I gather being a no-pickle person is less remarkable
July 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I involuntarily throbbed.
July 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
WOOF, bro.
July 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Looks like every day’s your fun day, though.
July 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
And then — and then! — three fuckin’ billionaires will, from their megayachts on the Mediterranean, press a button to punish the chairriers for not ushering in the singularity and allowing them to ascend as gods to be worshipped by their digital creations.
July 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is a super personal question, but… which clip sent you over the edge finally? 😅
July 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
And we love to see you getting slimed in a singlet!
June 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Oh, I get it. You’re trying to take credit for my design.

Well, the days of sniffing the dirt are over.
June 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
… But don’t, though.
June 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This is one of my biggest turn-ons — when we get to know what sent somebody over the edge.
June 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
And by “it”, you mean…?
June 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hearing sometimes feels like the forgotten sense when it comes to sex, but damn. I know what this is like.
June 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM