Honestly, Mjölnir.
@honestlymjolnir.bsky.social
Writer. Musician. Voice actor. Friend. Alt.
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I’m like that with pickles too but I gather being a no-pickle person is less remarkable
July 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m like that with pickles too but I gather being a no-pickle person is less remarkable
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You know how some people are no-pickle people and when they date a pickle person they will be like “this is great. I get to feel generous giving you an extra pickle and also not waste anything”
I’m like that but with cum.
I’m like that but with cum.
July 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
You know how some people are no-pickle people and when they date a pickle person they will be like “this is great. I get to feel generous giving you an extra pickle and also not waste anything”
I’m like that but with cum.
I’m like that but with cum.
Gay, lame, and full of cheese.
June 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Gay, lame, and full of cheese.
So I don’t have a lot of people in my “list”, but Erika Ishii is, like, near the top.
June 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So I don’t have a lot of people in my “list”, but Erika Ishii is, like, near the top.
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If waking up and smoking pot is called Wake and Bake, I think waking up and doing poppers should be Wake and Shake.
🤔😁
I posted this a few years ago and FB showed to me, I feel is too good to not share here.
🤔😁
I posted this a few years ago and FB showed to me, I feel is too good to not share here.
June 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If waking up and smoking pot is called Wake and Bake, I think waking up and doing poppers should be Wake and Shake.
🤔😁
I posted this a few years ago and FB showed to me, I feel is too good to not share here.
🤔😁
I posted this a few years ago and FB showed to me, I feel is too good to not share here.
Happy Pride!
June 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Happy Pride!
Not to give away all my secrets, but this sort of thing is unfortunately extremely effective on me.
May 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Not to give away all my secrets, but this sort of thing is unfortunately extremely effective on me.
Drink your Son of Juice, Shelby.
May 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Drink your Son of Juice, Shelby.
Me and whomst
May 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Me and whomst
Twitter is over and Twitter is gone.
Twitter’s decided it’s time to move on.
Twitter has new dreams it’s building upon,
And I’m on Bluesky.
Twitter’s decided it’s time to move on.
Twitter has new dreams it’s building upon,
And I’m on Bluesky.
April 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Twitter is over and Twitter is gone.
Twitter’s decided it’s time to move on.
Twitter has new dreams it’s building upon,
And I’m on Bluesky.
Twitter’s decided it’s time to move on.
Twitter has new dreams it’s building upon,
And I’m on Bluesky.
Oops, photography happened.
April 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Oops, photography happened.
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggone it, people tolerate me, mostly.
April 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggone it, people tolerate me, mostly.
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I have such hot friends it’s wild
April 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I have such hot friends it’s wild
I promise I’ll post nudes again soon. But happy feels a long way away.
April 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I promise I’ll post nudes again soon. But happy feels a long way away.
I really wish I could once again masturbate because it’s fun and I enjoy it and not because it’s one of my only effective distractions from constant, heavy, draining anxiety over futures that range from AI joblessness and uncreativity to simple murder at the hands of a homophobic militia.
April 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I really wish I could once again masturbate because it’s fun and I enjoy it and not because it’s one of my only effective distractions from constant, heavy, draining anxiety over futures that range from AI joblessness and uncreativity to simple murder at the hands of a homophobic militia.
Still hasn’t quite sunk in that RFK Jr. gets to decree I shall have normal orgasms for the rest of my life instead of the religious experience I just had with a poppers brand I can no longer tag, and all because he doesn’t understand how viruses work.
March 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Still hasn’t quite sunk in that RFK Jr. gets to decree I shall have normal orgasms for the rest of my life instead of the religious experience I just had with a poppers brand I can no longer tag, and all because he doesn’t understand how viruses work.
Thinking about the time a server in a restaurant in Toronto called me “bud” and I almost actually asked for his number.
March 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Thinking about the time a server in a restaurant in Toronto called me “bud” and I almost actually asked for his number.
I need, like, a furry fandom Sherpa, who can answer my offensively ignorant questions about dumb shit such as, “Can my fursona live in a different city than I do?”
March 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I need, like, a furry fandom Sherpa, who can answer my offensively ignorant questions about dumb shit such as, “Can my fursona live in a different city than I do?”
Sounds good!
March 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Sounds good!
If the burger I had for dinner was Impossible brand, it’s healthy, right?
February 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
If the burger I had for dinner was Impossible brand, it’s healthy, right?
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All I want is for everyone to like me, and also to be specifically responsible for preventing what feels like the inevitability of human extinction in my lifetime. SHOULD THAT BE SO HARD?!?
February 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
All I want is for everyone to like me, and also to be specifically responsible for preventing what feels like the inevitability of human extinction in my lifetime. SHOULD THAT BE SO HARD?!?