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moph
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i've gifted myself the deactivation of a ~10yo tw*tter account. it might mean i'm here more but hopefully i'll just replace posting and mindless scrolling with crosswords
February 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
raise your hand (or fist) if you're cringe enough to get a folk punk tattoo 🙋
December 28, 2023 at 4:16 AM
i am a fucking delight to work with. even (some would argue especially) when i am not there
December 15, 2023 at 3:25 AM
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Björk: tjell më the bjeautiful name off God you fjungal piëce of sjit

Mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

Björk: I'M NÖT FUCKJNG SCÂRËD OFF YØU
December 14, 2023 at 12:11 PM
many of my colleagues are among the coolest, strongest, and smartest people i've ever met and i'm very lucky to work with them
December 14, 2023 at 7:00 PM
went bouldering for the first time last weekend. needless to say i've spent hours of my spare time reading and watching videos on technique in the subsequent days and BOY am i ready to struggle to convert theoretical knowledge to physical movement this week
December 14, 2023 at 4:16 AM
Spotify is aggressively advertising a Blink-182 concert to me like I'm some sort of son of a billionaire who imploded into pink dust on the ocean floor
December 13, 2023 at 7:08 PM
when you take days and days to respond to someone because you're overrun and they reply again within minutes
December 12, 2023 at 6:25 AM
i came here on the promise that this platform was where all the tw*tter people were migrating to but so far it's such a flop sis
December 12, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Show me a pic that has your energy. Not a selfie.
December 10, 2023 at 1:15 AM
[taps mic] so i just flew in from the climbing gym and boy are my biceps, brachioradiales, flexor muscles and flexor tendons tired!
December 10, 2023 at 12:48 AM
how silly is it to resent when people call you "butch" or assume you're non-binary when you look like this most of the time
December 5, 2023 at 7:04 PM
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Man remember when that billionaire got crushed to death at the bottom of the sea, we need more of that energy and less of *gestures to everything*
December 5, 2023 at 5:25 AM
learning that our rūnanga banner has had macron errors for years meaning it reads roughly "potato starch together" 💀💀 when the climate crisis causes a potato famine, we will be prepared. then who'll be laughing
December 4, 2023 at 10:02 PM
got a little choked up during ka mate, lads
December 4, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Once had a communist casually refer to firefighters as "fire cops" in conversation which was Interesting
Call me crazy, but I've never heard anyone say 'fuck the fire department', or 'All Ambos Are Bastards'
December 4, 2023 at 3:49 AM
lovely little flowers on my begonia soli mutata "sun changing begonia" 😍🌼
December 3, 2023 at 3:51 AM
absolutely destroyed the opposition in a game of Forks In The Timeline last night. when it came time to speculate on how communication between dolphins and dogs would affect divorce rates? that was my time to shine
December 2, 2023 at 9:44 PM
the obscene amount of clothes i've bought today won't fill the gnawing, unabating void that plagues me but they will help me serve cunt this summer. and that's an objective i'm willing to spend [HUGE TRUCK AND ITS SCREAMING HORN RUSHES PAST] dollars for
December 2, 2023 at 3:56 AM
Sorry?
December 1, 2023 at 7:59 AM
I'm not posting my 2023 Wrapped because I listened solely to two Hozier albums for about two months earlier this year due to a significant deterioration in mental health x
November 29, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Many thanks to the colleague I've never met or heard of before for my new jeans
November 29, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Send prisoners some holiday cheer! We're at $5300 out of the $6000 goal! This mahi is so, so important and makes a huge difference to people inside at an extremely isolating time of year.
We're so close to our goal for funding Prisoner Correspondence Network's 2023 Holiday Card Drive! Money's pretty tight for everyone right now but if you have anything to spare to bring prisoners some joy this season, you can donate below:
Send prisoners some holiday cheer!
Christmas can be a dark time in prison. Our annual Holiday Card Drive can make a world of difference.
givealittle.co.nz
November 29, 2023 at 4:08 AM
had a great conversation with a member who was actually, please sit down for this, thankful for the union's work. i'll have to sustain myself on that one for months
November 29, 2023 at 12:38 AM