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homieguzzler.bsky.social
homieguzzler
@homieguzzler.bsky.social
professional gooch explorer
🏳️‍⚧️ woman
if you played archeage you're braver than the troops
*teleports behind u, karate chops ur nuts n dick off making u get bottom surgery before me*
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"my wife will like this post" this is what u sound like. dork!! lol! FUCK you
December 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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December 7, 2024 at 10:03 PM
married to birch n poly with our boyfriend richter, he lives in a cage under our bed we give him estrogen injections when hes a good puppy
November 29, 2024 at 6:37 AM
came for dawn chorus art, stayed for all your art in general. your expressions are fantastic and tbh seeing your socially awkward n violet memoir art got me into those vns as well.
November 27, 2024 at 8:57 PM
November 27, 2024 at 7:37 PM
me when birch calls me her friend :3
November 27, 2024 at 6:01 PM
autism takes over my mind like that mind control spore that ants have to deal with. I look into the abyss and a 14 yr old fujoshi from years gone by, acne and all, stares back...
November 27, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I feel so bad for people playing with the English VAs, everyone having such range in emotion and character while skif sounds completely dead inside is great. this is the most stalker coded mc we've ever had.
November 27, 2024 at 8:29 AM
no spoilers but even only being a little bit into the story the cutscenes are honestly a joy to watch. the animations are so fluid it's a lot of fun how theatrical they can get. I didn't expect much in terms of character story wise but I've been pleasantly surprised.
November 27, 2024 at 8:28 AM
"hey reddit check out my heckin stalker cosplay" *trench coat, gas mask, maybe a sown in loner patch if there was effort*

dont even care, the cringe factor can't stop me, I will be that loser, reddit will yell at me, I will relish in their hatred as they immediately move on to complain about alife
November 27, 2024 at 8:17 AM
stalker was my first tism obsession years ago and being away from playing stalker 2 is really exacerbating my desire to indulge again. I wanna make cosplay, I wanna get warsaw pact guns, I even wanna brush off my rusty writing skills and write fanfiction, what the fuck is wrong with me
November 27, 2024 at 8:15 AM