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*teleports behind u, karate chops ur nuts n dick off making u get bottom surgery before me*
patrick shoots the winning shot in the big game, destroying the vile demonrat plankton and securing the #1 victory royale for all true bikini bottom patriots
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
me when birch calls me her friend :3
November 27, 2024 at 6:01 PM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
mfw ive never played a day of stalker: anomaly in my life
Count dooku, with a designated signature look of superiority, represents my high place among the stalker playerbase, my renown and presence letting all who know that I, homieguzzler, have not played a day of stalker anomaly in my life. "Are you ready to listen?" I ask. "Yes, ms. guzzler" says the anomaly player. "we're listening" say the vaguely fascist duty posters. "a-alright.." say the devs who unironically tried to put fucking nfts in stalker 2, what the fuck was up with that shit. Like, we have preorder shit that locks QUESTS AND CONTENT to higher tiers, like, did GSC get hard pressed by a publisher or some shit? I think the steam page said something about SEGA publishing the japanese release or whatever, did they fuck it over? I have no idea, who in their right minds would put fucking NFTS in a game. Like, I get it, its a basically new studio since the last iteration of GSC who actually made the stalker games dissolved, I think, but its still ridiculous that they actually thought it'd go through. Like, come on. If you take a look at the reddit people are genuinely advocating for people to preorder because they want you to support the game. I hope stalker 2 is good because that goodwill shouldn't be there after you're trying to put skins in a singleplayer game. anyways, im superior or something idk I forgot what the skeet was about. Why is there so much room for alt text. I still have like 525 characters to go after this sentence. I can write a whole fucking novel in here. Is anyone even reading this? I AM GOING TO PIRATE ALL OF THE SPECIAL EDITION CONTENT, I HOPE YOU DO TOO. IF YOURE READING THIS, PIRATE THE SPECIAL EDITION CONTENT, JUST DO IT. BUY THE GAME OFC BUT PIRATE LOCKED CONTENT. I'm playing through mass effect 2 while i wait and i totally forgot when thane chooses a room to stay in he picks life support. the terminally ill character picks the room labled fucking "life support" to sleep in. like, thane, ur bein a diva at this point. cumcumcumcumcumcumc
November 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM