Homie O’Stasis
@homie-ostasis.bsky.social
House husband, animal lover, fact enthusiast, cat-less man child.
There’s nothing funnier than a bunch of fat, white, rhythmless homophobes awkwardly “dancing” to YMCA while waiting for their mentally ill cult leader to tell them what to think.
April 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
There’s nothing funnier than a bunch of fat, white, rhythmless homophobes awkwardly “dancing” to YMCA while waiting for their mentally ill cult leader to tell them what to think.
Just because the First Amendment protects our right to call JD Vance a couch fucking Cabbage Patch Kid bitch doesn’t mean that we should call JD Vance a couch fucking Cabbage Patch Kid bitch.
April 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just because the First Amendment protects our right to call JD Vance a couch fucking Cabbage Patch Kid bitch doesn’t mean that we should call JD Vance a couch fucking Cabbage Patch Kid bitch.
Which white trash mariachi band is this?
April 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Which white trash mariachi band is this?
Corey Booker just Indiana Jonesed Strom Thurmond.
April 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Corey Booker just Indiana Jonesed Strom Thurmond.
There was a good turnout at the Breckenridge town hall today. Representative Joe Neguse, House Speaker Julie McCluskie, and state Senator Dylan Roberts did a good job representing me and the rest of our constituents. Unlike their Republican colleagues, they were not afraid to answer tough questions.
March 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
There was a good turnout at the Breckenridge town hall today. Representative Joe Neguse, House Speaker Julie McCluskie, and state Senator Dylan Roberts did a good job representing me and the rest of our constituents. Unlike their Republican colleagues, they were not afraid to answer tough questions.
I got a sales email from Tesla. This was my response:
March 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I got a sales email from Tesla. This was my response:
If you’re going to be a fascist dictator who subjugates new lands through force and abides no dissent, you absolutely have to quit doing the jerking off two guys at the same dance.
February 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If you’re going to be a fascist dictator who subjugates new lands through force and abides no dissent, you absolutely have to quit doing the jerking off two guys at the same dance.
President Musk’s press conference today was really weird. Who was that old creepy orange guy sitting next to him glowering?
February 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
President Musk’s press conference today was really weird. Who was that old creepy orange guy sitting next to him glowering?
I didn’t Google “Gulf of America.” I Googled Gulf of Mexico you goose-stepping, boot-licking Sycophants.
February 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I didn’t Google “Gulf of America.” I Googled Gulf of Mexico you goose-stepping, boot-licking Sycophants.
Has anyone tried spray-tanning Musk in his sleep and then calling ICE? You know… because of the racism?
February 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Has anyone tried spray-tanning Musk in his sleep and then calling ICE? You know… because of the racism?
President Musk and his lackey Trump are following the Fascism 101 playbook.
February 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
President Musk and his lackey Trump are following the Fascism 101 playbook.
If Trump wore a neck gaiter he’d have camel toe.
February 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If Trump wore a neck gaiter he’d have camel toe.
Since criminals are meeting to conspire, could they be charged under RICO?
February 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Since criminals are meeting to conspire, could they be charged under RICO?
MAGA Captain Ahab: The woke whale! THE WOKE WHAAAALE!
February 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
MAGA Captain Ahab: The woke whale! THE WOKE WHAAAALE!
Please go back to partying instead of fucking up America.
February 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Please go back to partying instead of fucking up America.
I can’t believe that this is Big Brother.
January 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I can’t believe that this is Big Brother.
When ICE agents make you tap the sign.
January 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When ICE agents make you tap the sign.
How long before Cheetolini the Felonious starts hawking MAGA Handmaid’s Tale bonnets?
January 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How long before Cheetolini the Felonious starts hawking MAGA Handmaid’s Tale bonnets?
For a second I thought CNN was just showing a close up of a worn out football.
January 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
For a second I thought CNN was just showing a close up of a worn out football.
But due to the systematic degradation of the education system intended to erode the public’s ability to think analytically, I am incapable of differentiating between climate and weather.
January 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
But due to the systematic degradation of the education system intended to erode the public’s ability to think analytically, I am incapable of differentiating between climate and weather.
