Homie O’Stasis
@homie-ostasis.bsky.social
House husband, animal lover, fact enthusiast, cat-less man child.
If I were a Catholic priest, I would perform transubstantiation at inappropriate times like, oh- are you enjoying that charcuterie board? Bam! Now you’re a cannibal eating salmon on Jesus.
May 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If I were a Catholic priest, I would perform transubstantiation at inappropriate times like, oh- are you enjoying that charcuterie board? Bam! Now you’re a cannibal eating salmon on Jesus.
If you’re going to sell out all of your principles, abdicate your place in history, and betray your community to end up being a scapegoat for failed foreign policy, you might as well go all in. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...
Marco Rubio, Secretary of Everything
The former senator from Florida is now the head of four government bodies. He has outdone Henry Kissinger and even Xi Jinping, China’s leader, who has only three titles.
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May 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If you’re going to sell out all of your principles, abdicate your place in history, and betray your community to end up being a scapegoat for failed foreign policy, you might as well go all in. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...
Weekly reminder that regime change starts at home.
May 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Weekly reminder that regime change starts at home.
To make Fox News more fair and balanced, have Josh Johnson host a nightly show called, “Calm Down, Honky.”
May 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
To make Fox News more fair and balanced, have Josh Johnson host a nightly show called, “Calm Down, Honky.”
We’re all webcam girls in a surveillance state.
May 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We’re all webcam girls in a surveillance state.
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It's. A. Cult.
May 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's. A. Cult.
Cult logic: the economy was good towards the end of Biden’s term because people were optimistic about Trump coming into power. The economy is bad now because of Biden’s policies.
May 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Cult logic: the economy was good towards the end of Biden’s term because people were optimistic about Trump coming into power. The economy is bad now because of Biden’s policies.
There’s nothing funnier than a bunch of fat, white, rhythmless homophobes awkwardly “dancing” to YMCA while waiting for their mentally ill cult leader to tell them what to think.
April 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
There’s nothing funnier than a bunch of fat, white, rhythmless homophobes awkwardly “dancing” to YMCA while waiting for their mentally ill cult leader to tell them what to think.
I don’t want to spread rumors on the internet, but I heard that JD Vance killed Pope Francis.
April 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I don’t want to spread rumors on the internet, but I heard that JD Vance killed Pope Francis.
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I have to admit, I thought Pam Bondi was going to suck as AG. But now that she’s had a chance to prove herself, I have to admit that I completely underestimated the degree to which she is an amoral monster.
April 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I have to admit, I thought Pam Bondi was going to suck as AG. But now that she’s had a chance to prove herself, I have to admit that I completely underestimated the degree to which she is an amoral monster.
Just because the First Amendment protects our right to call JD Vance a couch fucking Cabbage Patch Kid bitch doesn’t mean that we should call JD Vance a couch fucking Cabbage Patch Kid bitch.
April 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just because the First Amendment protects our right to call JD Vance a couch fucking Cabbage Patch Kid bitch doesn’t mean that we should call JD Vance a couch fucking Cabbage Patch Kid bitch.
Using words like “whilst” to try to convince myself that we’re not living in The Dumbest Times.
April 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Using words like “whilst” to try to convince myself that we’re not living in The Dumbest Times.
Jesus looking down on Earth muttering, “What a bunch of fucking douchbags…”
April 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Jesus looking down on Earth muttering, “What a bunch of fucking douchbags…”
The news cycle is so fast it’s easy to lose track of the really important stories. Did Donald Trump ever confirm that the gold was still at Fort Knox?
April 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The news cycle is so fast it’s easy to lose track of the really important stories. Did Donald Trump ever confirm that the gold was still at Fort Knox?
I’m having trouble coping with how dumb everything is right now.
April 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’m having trouble coping with how dumb everything is right now.
Which white trash mariachi band is this?
April 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Which white trash mariachi band is this?
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Records are meant to be broken. Congrats @booker.senate.gov for stepping up and standing up for the American people.
Blazing your own path for the W
👏👏👏👏👏
Blazing your own path for the W
👏👏👏👏👏
April 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Records are meant to be broken. Congrats @booker.senate.gov for stepping up and standing up for the American people.
Blazing your own path for the W
👏👏👏👏👏
Blazing your own path for the W
👏👏👏👏👏
Corey Booker just Indiana Jonesed Strom Thurmond.
April 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Corey Booker just Indiana Jonesed Strom Thurmond.
Prediction: Trump’s “Liberation Day” Will age as well as Bush’s “Mission Accomplished.”
April 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Prediction: Trump’s “Liberation Day” Will age as well as Bush’s “Mission Accomplished.”
When Nazis Took Methamphetamine
YouTube video by Disturban History
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March 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
There was a good turnout at the Breckenridge town hall today. Representative Joe Neguse, House Speaker Julie McCluskie, and state Senator Dylan Roberts did a good job representing me and the rest of our constituents. Unlike their Republican colleagues, they were not afraid to answer tough questions.
March 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
There was a good turnout at the Breckenridge town hall today. Representative Joe Neguse, House Speaker Julie McCluskie, and state Senator Dylan Roberts did a good job representing me and the rest of our constituents. Unlike their Republican colleagues, they were not afraid to answer tough questions.
I got a sales email from Tesla. This was my response:
March 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I got a sales email from Tesla. This was my response:
This warm up act for President Musk sucks.
March 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This warm up act for President Musk sucks.
I’d like to crack JD Vance and Mike Johnson’s heads together like coconuts.
March 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’d like to crack JD Vance and Mike Johnson’s heads together like coconuts.