Party Man
@hombredefiesta.bsky.social
Sorry for party rocking (he party/him party)
Oh Lord she’s going to let her husband and brother run loose at Chuck E. Cheese once the pardons go through.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Oh Lord she’s going to let her husband and brother run loose at Chuck E. Cheese once the pardons go through.
Counterpoint: Let’s not allow him into public office actually.
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Counterpoint: Let’s not allow him into public office actually.
“No seriously,has anyone seen it? I’ve been looking all over for it, I know I left it around here somewhere.”
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“No seriously,has anyone seen it? I’ve been looking all over for it, I know I left it around here somewhere.”
At the same thrift I found a Pterri the Pterodactyl wind-up in a $3 bag of toys. The thrift always hits in December.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
At the same thrift I found a Pterri the Pterodactyl wind-up in a $3 bag of toys. The thrift always hits in December.
Found another gem the next day
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Found another gem the next day
Guy in front of me at the thrift bought every game for $142 except this one lol.
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Guy in front of me at the thrift bought every game for $142 except this one lol.
I honestly don’t know what’s sadder, being Nick Adams or being a fan of Nick Adams.
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I honestly don’t know what’s sadder, being Nick Adams or being a fan of Nick Adams.
“How could I be an incel if a girl bought me flowers? Also please don’t click on the photo.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
“How could I be an incel if a girl bought me flowers? Also please don’t click on the photo.”
This actually jives well with his last gig.
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This actually jives well with his last gig.
Finally, someone wiling to ask the real questions about the death of Charlie Kirk.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Finally, someone wiling to ask the real questions about the death of Charlie Kirk.
Open the schools!
*finger on monkey’s paw curls*
*finger on monkey’s paw curls*
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Open the schools!
*finger on monkey’s paw curls*
*finger on monkey’s paw curls*
If you have $319 plus $10.86 shipping and tax, you too can traumatize small children and Italians.
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If you have $319 plus $10.86 shipping and tax, you too can traumatize small children and Italians.
It’s-a me! Your sleep paralysis demon!
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It’s-a me! Your sleep paralysis demon!
Chaya Raichik is going to rage-shit her pants on live television when she finds out that Gen Z and Gen Alpha are already memeing the death of Charlie Kirk at a faster rate than how Millennials memed 9/11.
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Chaya Raichik is going to rage-shit her pants on live television when she finds out that Gen Z and Gen Alpha are already memeing the death of Charlie Kirk at a faster rate than how Millennials memed 9/11.
He can get away with stupid shit like this but not Elon because he actually sells cars that don’t look like shit.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
He can get away with stupid shit like this but not Elon because he actually sells cars that don’t look like shit.
“This must be what Charlie Kirk felt like!”, I yelp as I am once again dunked headfirst into the toilet.
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
“This must be what Charlie Kirk felt like!”, I yelp as I am once again dunked headfirst into the toilet.
They’re calling it the Sexual Predator Presidency
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
They’re calling it the Sexual Predator Presidency
*in Vin Diesel voice*
Hand Shark!
Hand Shark!
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
*in Vin Diesel voice*
Hand Shark!
Hand Shark!
“A second AI slop video posted by an elected official portraying them flying a jet delivering a payload of diarrhea has hit X, The Everything App”.
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“A second AI slop video posted by an elected official portraying them flying a jet delivering a payload of diarrhea has hit X, The Everything App”.