Party Man
@hombredefiesta.bsky.social
Sorry for party rocking (he party/him party)
Call me crazy, but I don’t think a movie written by a functionally illiterate sycophant who famously got caught using public funds to visit an MMA fighter whose biography was written by a neonazi is going to be very good.
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Call me crazy, but I don’t think a movie written by a functionally illiterate sycophant who famously got caught using public funds to visit an MMA fighter whose biography was written by a neonazi is going to be very good.
I, too, know the travails of my smoke being too tough and my swag being too different 😞
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I, too, know the travails of my smoke being too tough and my swag being too different 😞
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My car insurance is about to get shut off.
My car payment is almost past due
I don’t have groceries
I want to fix my bills and keep living
I want to get a plane ticket to visit my Mom from 12/27 to 1/3.
I want to feel okay and not anxious.
What a day. Again.
My car payment is almost past due
I don’t have groceries
I want to fix my bills and keep living
I want to get a plane ticket to visit my Mom from 12/27 to 1/3.
I want to feel okay and not anxious.
What a day. Again.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My car insurance is about to get shut off.
My car payment is almost past due
I don’t have groceries
I want to fix my bills and keep living
I want to get a plane ticket to visit my Mom from 12/27 to 1/3.
I want to feel okay and not anxious.
What a day. Again.
My car payment is almost past due
I don’t have groceries
I want to fix my bills and keep living
I want to get a plane ticket to visit my Mom from 12/27 to 1/3.
I want to feel okay and not anxious.
What a day. Again.
Me rolling up to your political conversation with your conservative family member on Facebook.
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Me rolling up to your political conversation with your conservative family member on Facebook.
I would also probably give a fake peace prize to the dictator whose country is hosting my big soccer tournament if I were a completely unscrupulous criminal in charge of a giant international money laundering scheme that masquerades as a big soccer tournament.
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I would also probably give a fake peace prize to the dictator whose country is hosting my big soccer tournament if I were a completely unscrupulous criminal in charge of a giant international money laundering scheme that masquerades as a big soccer tournament.
Looks like a SAG member got tired of being sent this shit all the time.
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Looks like a SAG member got tired of being sent this shit all the time.
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it's been 2 weeks since saying goodbye to George. Many thanks for kind wishes & mutual aid. Unfortunately, I'm still stuck in both depressive & financial holes as a result (+ end of month + kid's bday ugh etc). Please help if you can ($$ info in quoted tweet)
My dear George has taken a turn for the worse recently & has reached his time. Made end of life arrangements for this aft & while it's the last thing I want to even ask for or think about, the cost is beyond my means, so if you can spare anything to offset my PP 🔗 is www.paypal.me/matttbastard
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
it's been 2 weeks since saying goodbye to George. Many thanks for kind wishes & mutual aid. Unfortunately, I'm still stuck in both depressive & financial holes as a result (+ end of month + kid's bday ugh etc). Please help if you can ($$ info in quoted tweet)
“Silence of the Lambs” but Clarice Starling is forced to drive Dan Bongino to Five Guys every day for lunch and Hannibal Lecter is the US Surgeon General.
lol
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel ordered FBI detail to give girlfriend’s pal a lift home: sources
FBI agents have grown increasingly concerned by Patel’s use of the bureau’s strapped resource.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“Silence of the Lambs” but Clarice Starling is forced to drive Dan Bongino to Five Guys every day for lunch and Hannibal Lecter is the US Surgeon General.
International Homeowners Association of Pancakes
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
International Homeowners Association of Pancakes
If I see anyone at my job with one of these on their desk I’m reporting them to security for having a loaded assault rifle in their car (and I’ll probably be right 90% of the time).
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If I see anyone at my job with one of these on their desk I’m reporting them to security for having a loaded assault rifle in their car (and I’ll probably be right 90% of the time).
Sonic sez: The hole! It was made for me!
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sonic sez: The hole! It was made for me!
I’m learning a lot of new things about Boardwalk Empire from the fan wiki page.
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m learning a lot of new things about Boardwalk Empire from the fan wiki page.
The Critical Reception section of the Wikipedia page for Ke$ha’s single “Dinosaur” is a master class in music critics self-reporting.
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The Critical Reception section of the Wikipedia page for Ke$ha’s single “Dinosaur” is a master class in music critics self-reporting.
People say that online activism is a futile gesture and I would respectfully counter that ruining a conservative’s vacation is very much praxis.
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
People say that online activism is a futile gesture and I would respectfully counter that ruining a conservative’s vacation is very much praxis.
So if I’m to understand correctly, micro aggressions aren’t when you get incredibly angry because your mom donated all your Babylon 5 Micro Machines to the church?
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So if I’m to understand correctly, micro aggressions aren’t when you get incredibly angry because your mom donated all your Babylon 5 Micro Machines to the church?
🎵Here is something you can’t understand🎵
🎵Why I enjoy, Raisin Bran🎵
- Cypress Over the Hill
🎵Why I enjoy, Raisin Bran🎵
- Cypress Over the Hill
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
🎵Here is something you can’t understand🎵
🎵Why I enjoy, Raisin Bran🎵
- Cypress Over the Hill
🎵Why I enjoy, Raisin Bran🎵
- Cypress Over the Hill
Male mimes: vile beings worthy of scorn, to be dealt with violently and loudly.
Female mimes:
Female mimes:
a cartoon duck with big eyes and an orange beak
ALT: a cartoon duck with big eyes and an orange beak
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Male mimes: vile beings worthy of scorn, to be dealt with violently and loudly.
Female mimes:
Female mimes:
I think it’s great that so many important decisions in this country are being made by daytime TV talk show hosts who think it should be okay to shoot someone for wearing saggy pants at Walmart.
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I think it’s great that so many important decisions in this country are being made by daytime TV talk show hosts who think it should be okay to shoot someone for wearing saggy pants at Walmart.
Me cautiously being the first like on your risqué post
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Me cautiously being the first like on your risqué post
They finally brought him back.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
They finally brought him back.
Oh Lord she’s going to let her husband and brother run loose at Chuck E. Cheese once the pardons go through.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Oh Lord she’s going to let her husband and brother run loose at Chuck E. Cheese once the pardons go through.