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Graham Mitchell
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Engineer for ZenBusiness, former teacher, author of 'Learn Java the Hard Way'. Trying to figure my shit out while loving myself, others, and god.

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Sep 25th 2010 - The last recorded 187 (Murder, Death, Kill), until Simon Phoenix gets released in 2032.

📽️📅 Demolition Man (1993)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Demolition Man" (1993): First, a group of uniformed officers in a futuristic control room react with surprise as one asks, "What's a 187?" Second, a computer screen displays "CODE 187 MDK MurderDeathKill" with an outline of a body marked with an X. Third, a close-up of a female officer with the subtitle, "Last recorded offense, September 25, 2010."
September 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.
September 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Apr 4th - The "vegan" Todd Ingram partook in a plate of chicken parmesan.

📽️📅 Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) Dir. @edgarwright.bsky.social
2 Screenshots from the movie "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" (2010): First, a man with a mustache reads from a document with the subtitle “On April 4th, 7:30 p.m., you partook a plate of chicken parmesan.” Second, a shocked young man with bleached hair stares forward with the subtitle “Chicken isn't vegan?”
April 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Apr 5th 2063 - Humans met Vulcans for the first time, despite the Borg's attempts to prevent that via time travel.

📽️📅 Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
4 Screenshots from the movie "Star Trek: First Contact" (1996): First, a nighttime scene in a camp with people gathered around tents and fires, with the subtitle “Captain's Log, April 5th, 2063.” Second, a robed alien figure stands at the entrance of a sleek, glowing spacecraft. Third, two men converse in a rustic bar setting, with one saying, “And they're going to want to meet the man who flew that warp ship.” Fourth, a close-up of the alien figure with distinctive makeup and attire, standing confidently before a crowd.
April 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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I'm running in the Cap10k tomorrow morning, but that won't stop me from Primo the Alien followed by the DOSSEY EP release at Mohawk!
April 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Okay, I'm finally caught up on Severance, so you can spoil away!
March 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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RESOLVED: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is so much more expressive and therefore preferable than 🤷

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February 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Here we go again. One of these days, I need to come up with a better handle than the one Reddit forced me into nearly two decades ago....
February 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM