Kevin O'Malley
@holyshitimfucked.com
Just some guy, man.
10% Funny, 90% Tiresome. A more muted account you will not find.
10% Funny, 90% Tiresome. A more muted account you will not find.
What your favorite sad dad band says about you.
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
What your favorite sad dad band says about you.
Thought you were joshing, but...
May 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Thought you were joshing, but...
Was watching flights out of BWI on Friday and there was a lot of this.
May 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Was watching flights out of BWI on Friday and there was a lot of this.
She brought pasta-in-a-bag to Camden Yards AND won a pulitzer. Some guys just get lucky.
May 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
She brought pasta-in-a-bag to Camden Yards AND won a pulitzer. Some guys just get lucky.
I was going to say absolutely not because Uncle Tommy would have been a generation later and almost a foot shorter, but...
May 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I was going to say absolutely not because Uncle Tommy would have been a generation later and almost a foot shorter, but...
I like to think that I could rock this mustache at one point in my life, but I am lying to myself.
May 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I like to think that I could rock this mustache at one point in my life, but I am lying to myself.
He had you covered.
April 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
He had you covered.
At some point someone is going to run into the towel trap.
April 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
At some point someone is going to run into the towel trap.
Specifically the Monique from this Monique Martin signature.
March 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Specifically the Monique from this Monique Martin signature.
No offense to Aaron, but huge downgrade there.
January 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
No offense to Aaron, but huge downgrade there.
Owners of NordVPN.
January 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Owners of NordVPN.
The dress is, certainly, or was.
My assumption is that there is a huge difference between the meaning of "what color is this representation of a dress" and "what color is/was the dress that this image is a representation of."
The image has no blue, white, gold OR black.
My assumption is that there is a huge difference between the meaning of "what color is this representation of a dress" and "what color is/was the dress that this image is a representation of."
The image has no blue, white, gold OR black.
January 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The dress is, certainly, or was.
My assumption is that there is a huge difference between the meaning of "what color is this representation of a dress" and "what color is/was the dress that this image is a representation of."
The image has no blue, white, gold OR black.
My assumption is that there is a huge difference between the meaning of "what color is this representation of a dress" and "what color is/was the dress that this image is a representation of."
The image has no blue, white, gold OR black.
It looks like a white fabric under dim bluish light to us, more specifically, the blueish white you see in videos taken in shadow next to a sunlit background, with the foreground poorly lit, possibly by fluorescents.
I can as easily ask you, how do you see this as black rather than gold?
I can as easily ask you, how do you see this as black rather than gold?
January 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It looks like a white fabric under dim bluish light to us, more specifically, the blueish white you see in videos taken in shadow next to a sunlit background, with the foreground poorly lit, possibly by fluorescents.
I can as easily ask you, how do you see this as black rather than gold?
I can as easily ask you, how do you see this as black rather than gold?
While emptying out a closet at the old homestead I discovered a similar treasure.
December 28, 2024 at 6:22 PM
While emptying out a closet at the old homestead I discovered a similar treasure.
My Luigi sauce killed tonight.
December 25, 2024 at 4:17 AM
My Luigi sauce killed tonight.
Young clark looks very much like young clark from the 1979 Superman played by Jeff East, but it may be the wig.
December 19, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Young clark looks very much like young clark from the 1979 Superman played by Jeff East, but it may be the wig.
