Michael S. Finger
@holybejesusfinger.bsky.social
52, Husband, Dad, Chef, Navy Veteran, Snowboarding, Horror/Vinyl Collector,Rocker, Stoner, Burnout, Etc…. I’m just trying to have fun before I Die…. Ahoy Motherfuckers! 🤘⚓️🖕
Also, no DM’s …. I don’t care and I’m happily married.
Also, no DM’s …. I don’t care and I’m happily married.
I like weed too…
March 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I like weed too…
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R.I.P. Champ! 🥲
March 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
R.I.P. Champ! 🥲
He’s the coolest🤘🐆
March 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
He’s the coolest🤘🐆
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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I tried to hop on the JD meme train and blend him with the Augustus Gloop from the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but it turned out cursed. Sometimes this just happens and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Anyways share to at least five people or JD will show up in your toilet.
Anyways share to at least five people or JD will show up in your toilet.
March 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I tried to hop on the JD meme train and blend him with the Augustus Gloop from the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but it turned out cursed. Sometimes this just happens and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Anyways share to at least five people or JD will show up in your toilet.
Anyways share to at least five people or JD will show up in your toilet.
Best Beasts! 🤘🤘
March 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Best Beasts! 🤘🤘
March 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
February 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
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Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
My Homie Nanook 🤘🫶
January 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My Homie Nanook 🤘🫶
Twix is trying to hide in my bag 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️❤️
January 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Twix is trying to hide in my bag 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️❤️
One of many reasons I’ve been an atheist since I finished high school….and entered the real world…
January 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
One of many reasons I’ve been an atheist since I finished high school….and entered the real world…
And I feel 5 pounds lighter…..
January 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
And I feel 5 pounds lighter…..
My Goofy Homie!!! #nanook #championtuxedopanther
January 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My Goofy Homie!!! #nanook #championtuxedopanther