Andy Holten
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Andy Holten
@holten.mustangbooks.com
I do stuff (sometimes).
I think it's a bird.
October 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
one is yellow, the other is green.
August 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
How much energy was wasted in the data centres while generating that AI? Not very green!
August 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Bades? We don't need no stinkin' bades.
July 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Upper case, so they really have to do what he says. None of that woke lower case stuff here....
June 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
You wrote that for my wife?!
June 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I see what you did there.
June 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Yes but then you get loads of links to porn sites! If you have safesearch switched off, I guess...
June 2, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Nice, as I'm going to see Shonen Knife tonight in Guildford!
May 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Does the report also say what happens if your phone is nicked by someone other than William?
May 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Reposted by Andy Holten
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social

"I Hate Taylor Swift"
May 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Yes, couldn't believe it was the last song after barely 35 minutes! But yes, powerful vocals.
April 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
He would probably still claim that his crowds were the biggest, the biggest that anyone, even I, have ever seen.
April 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"He says that he cannot now watch GB News."
April 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Does he not like Harvard then?
April 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Ah, but were you in the Puffin Club (created by the people trying to sell Puffin Books to young folks)?
April 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I like this explanation
April 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Reposted by Andy Holten
I'm hoping that the scandal around DOGE will be called Elongate ... and he'll be going down for a long stretch 🤣
April 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM